Gemmill

Safe journey home the rest of the way, old chap. 👍

I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time.

That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home.

The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting.

Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit.

Shades of when Ashley let St James's go to shit.

People will be just as happy with chips. Don't waste your time.

Funny pictures thread. Fu. Nny.

Doesn't sound like the best one, KD. Hope it goes OK and your dad responds well to the chemo.

My last day was Friday. Working again on the 30th and then from the 2nd.

Everton have had 4 nil-nils in their last 6 games. Imagine having Dyche as your manager ffs.

I'm absolutely fucking delighted by Man United's continuing struggle. I was in the Stack this afternoon, and the only problem was the Sky game was inexplicably Fulham v Southampton, so I didn't get to watch them getting battered. Looking forward to MOTD 2.

Can't wait for Gary Neville's "Podcast" tomorrow. Another 20 minutes of him crying about Man United, followed by 5 minutes summing up all the rest of the games.

"Sir Alex Eusebio"

Aye we're coming back into the European mix just as their season is about to become pure bedlam as well. This season could still be a massive success despite some of the troubles so far.

Came off Longstaff last.

He looked like their best outlet yesterday and spent most of the game in acres of space wide on the left. The rest of his teammates seemed too intent on treating the game like a Rubik's Cube to be solved, than to actually use him all that much though.

I'd lace KCG like. His head would stand out like a sore thumb when I'd finished with him.

Aye it's 100% a purple patch for Murphy. That said, he has more purple patches than most of the Ashley crop, loves the club, and seems a great character to have around.

Aye they've got 9 games in Jan. Has to play into our hands, you would think. We need to avoid any injuries over the Christmas though.

Better for your eyes.

It's 2024 bitch, nobody sub pension age is on here on a laptop.