Gemmill

Aye I'd be amazed if he's happy with his decision to leave Sporting. I agree, he seems a canny bloke. The situation he's got himself into is a fucking mess though.

You're gonna have to prepare yourself for this but this actually starts with, and prioritises, praise for the team that won the game, rather than a Man United funeral march. I mean it pretty quickly gets there, but initially it's about us.

Seeing as Sky didn't see fit to broadcast an interview with Howe.

Just watched Amorim's press conference and it was just one manc reporter after another telling him that surely he needs to compromise and change his system to accommodate the players. In the end he goes "these players were bought to play a very specific system for which they've been coached and had two pre seasons, and they were losing games constantly. If they can't win games playing the exact system they were bought and coached to play, then why would I compromise and go back to that system." Fair play, it's a good point. Genuinely ridiculous to be listening to reporters trying to tell a manager how to do his job as well.

Right it's Salah-gasm time. And that's bedtime.

Listen, I know people wanted to hear from Howe, but once Neville came on and him and Carra started mining that rich seam of banter, there's no way Sky could pull away from it. It would have been irresponsible. If you haven't been watching, they made predictions at the start of the season and, you're not gonna believe this, but they got some of them wrong. And well, you can imagine the BANTER. Top drawer. Just TV gold.

ABSOLUTE BANTZ FROM THE LADS THIS. PURE GOLD.

Villa are flapping and the fixture pile up hasn't even properly bitten yet. Delightful.

Howe sent Joelinton on ket out to do the interview for him.

Gray and Keys laughing at lass's football was better than this Neville-Carragher banterbus.

We're so scared of them that the sight of them only 4 places below the PL has sent us rocketing up the league to get away from them.

Sir Gareth.

Give it Brewceh.

Neville looks like he's done a 12 hour shift. I'm fucking furious we haven't got Keane squeaking on like Irish Beaker.

"Newcastle are a better team than us" says the Man United manager. I mean he's right, but fucking hell. He speaks well, and he's not the absolute fucking melon that Ten Hag was, but shit is gonna start sticking to him soon. These are as bad as any team in the PL at the minute.

Joelinton in the interview. "Er yes very goooood. Very happy to score."

Pleased to see someone finally saying that Amorim is fucking things up. Just as well Neville isn't in the studio or we'd be treated to him on helium telling Carragher the manager needs time, etc.

It's like Strictly with these two.

Yer a FUCCCCHHHN RRRAT, Carragher.

They've got Southampton at home after Liverpool and Arsenal in the cup. If they don't win that one, they're right in the shot.

Ah I forgot all about him.

Only 3 points off Chelsea in 4th now.

Schar getting suspended is a big problem for the weekend. I'd have fancied us against Spurs but who the fuck do we bring in?

Aye, this is game management. They had 15 mins at the start of the half, as they should, they're Man United at home, and we've seen the game out really comfortably. By Sunday evening Amorim will have lost 6 out of 7 in the PL.

Neville sounds like he's passing a kidney stone summing this one up. Fucking love it.