Gemmill

Get on iplayer. There's 3 seasons, and you should go back to S1 and work your way through. You won't regret it.

The Traitors is back and it's tremendous. Anyone on here who thinks they're better than the Traitors, you are wrong. Get it watched, it's fucking brilliant telly.

Wasn't Musk turning up by any chance, was it?

The asking price is only £5m according to the Mail.

I used to be a ram raider in the 90s.

Picture 8 year old me turning up at Tyne Tees studios in my Newcastle tracksuit and bending her over the news desk. One for CT's wank bank.

He got out the car and started shooting people, didn't he?

Secker was pure 80s glam. 90s Secker would have been too late for me.

I have no respect for a man that doesn't watch Gladiators.

Lads, Gladiators is on.

we tried Lego Star Wars before. Lasted 5 minutes. I'm running around shooting people and she's stood in the corner staring up at the ceiling going "I can't work out where I am!?" Basically anything where one control covers your movement and another covers your aspect, and she's completely fucked. Very similar experience earlier in the day playing Escape Academy which is a split screen escape room game. I'm solving all the puzzles and she's Blair Witching it in the corner. It's all she can manage to get out of the room once I've got the door open. Cheers for the recommendation but she wouldn't play Civilisation, she'd consider it for dweebs. Will check out Bloons though, ta.

Mmmmm Kathy Secker.

The black and white days.

Nothing that can't be put right with thoughts, prayers, and more guns.

Mine was Friday 19th January, 2024. So you're a bit fucking late with this game.

I'm also trying to find a local co-op Xbox game that doesn't make my lass want to throw the controller through the window. All 3D games are out cos she can't get her fucking head around the controls.

Because there's no fighting that I can do that could make a difference. I'll be watching Celebrity Gladiators and The Traitors, and letting the idiots get on with trashing the planet.

And a happy new year to you too.

Anal prolapse?

Somebody watched Gladiator II over the Christmas. Mr Big Keks.

Real Madrid have made an offer for TAA for the Jan window, which Liverpool have rejected. He'll go there for free in the summer anyway, so presumably Liverpool are resigned to that and just don't want to derail their title challenge. Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them.

Johnnie Walker, gone at 79.

Gives time for their prolapses to recover.