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Serious Chandler Bing energy from Zathras for the second goal.

In order, the Man United equivalents of: tbd PaddockLad ewerk Baggio HMHM Zathras (this team fucking SUCKS dude!) Baggio again.

Here you go lads, it's the one you've all been waiting for.

Gonna be a right kick in the balls when he goes out on loan in January, eh @PaddockLad

Serves him right for buying that piece of shit. Should play the theme from Steptoe when you open the box.

No.

He's like Neil Hunt, nonsense potter, when the first goal goes in.

Goldbridge is Man United's answer to @thebrokendoll, I reckon. Minus the hoodie.

Some cheeky cunt saying Howe is like an upgraded Pulis or Dyche. They would fucking kill to have Howe there sorting their mess out.

Chart showing the build up of our xG by minute. Got all our business done in the first half an hour.

I don't think it was a mutual parting of the ways with Ashworth at all btw. The day he left he'd been to see their youth team play and the first team, and was apparently walked off the premises at Carrington. Bloke was sacked.

He was offered to them in the summer apparently, but Ashworth wanted to stick with Ten Hag and suggested Frank, Silva, and Howe as the best alternatives. Which apparently angered Ratcliffe that he'd appointed this supposed genius who couldn't see beyond current PL managers for a replacement. Even though it makes perfect sense to go for proven PL experience.

Aye I'd be amazed if he's happy with his decision to leave Sporting. I agree, he seems a canny bloke. The situation he's got himself into is a fucking mess though.

You're gonna have to prepare yourself for this but this actually starts with, and prioritises, praise for the team that won the game, rather than a Man United funeral march. I mean it pretty quickly gets there, but initially it's about us.

Seeing as Sky didn't see fit to broadcast an interview with Howe.

Just watched Amorim's press conference and it was just one manc reporter after another telling him that surely he needs to compromise and change his system to accommodate the players. In the end he goes "these players were bought to play a very specific system for which they've been coached and had two pre seasons, and they were losing games constantly. If they can't win games playing the exact system they were bought and coached to play, then why would I compromise and go back to that system." Fair play, it's a good point. Genuinely ridiculous to be listening to reporters trying to tell a manager how to do his job as well.

Right it's Salah-gasm time. And that's bedtime.

Listen, I know people wanted to hear from Howe, but once Neville came on and him and Carra started mining that rich seam of banter, there's no way Sky could pull away from it. It would have been irresponsible. If you haven't been watching, they made predictions at the start of the season and, you're not gonna believe this, but they got some of them wrong. And well, you can imagine the BANTER. Top drawer. Just TV gold.

ABSOLUTE BANTZ FROM THE LADS THIS. PURE GOLD.

Villa are flapping and the fixture pile up hasn't even properly bitten yet. Delightful.

Howe sent Joelinton on ket out to do the interview for him.

Gray and Keys laughing at lass's football was better than this Neville-Carragher banterbus.

We're so scared of them that the sight of them only 4 places below the PL has sent us rocketing up the league to get away from them.

Sir Gareth.

Give it Brewceh.