Gemmill

Anal prolapse?

Somebody watched Gladiator II over the Christmas. Mr Big Keks.

Real Madrid have made an offer for TAA for the Jan window, which Liverpool have rejected. He'll go there for free in the summer anyway, so presumably Liverpool are resigned to that and just don't want to derail their title challenge. Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them.

Johnnie Walker, gone at 79.

Gives time for their prolapses to recover.

Rooney booted.

Too early for Krafth, according to Howe. He said Botman would be in consideration but he also said he's had a couple of days of illness. I'd be amazed if it's not Kelly. Might not be the worst opponents for it mind.

"They won't integrate with our culture"

An oldie but a goodie.

Beige stamper.

Your views on our Italian friend were "well Brexit", as Al Needham would say.

I can't remember but I thought you might.

Serious Chandler Bing energy from Zathras for the second goal.

In order, the Man United equivalents of: tbd PaddockLad ewerk Baggio HMHM Zathras (this team fucking SUCKS dude!) Baggio again.

Here you go lads, it's the one you've all been waiting for.

Gonna be a right kick in the balls when he goes out on loan in January, eh @PaddockLad

Serves him right for buying that piece of shit. Should play the theme from Steptoe when you open the box.

No.

He's like Neil Hunt, nonsense potter, when the first goal goes in.

Goldbridge is Man United's answer to @thebrokendoll, I reckon. Minus the hoodie.

Some cheeky cunt saying Howe is like an upgraded Pulis or Dyche. They would fucking kill to have Howe there sorting their mess out.

Chart showing the build up of our xG by minute. Got all our business done in the first half an hour.

I don't think it was a mutual parting of the ways with Ashworth at all btw. The day he left he'd been to see their youth team play and the first team, and was apparently walked off the premises at Carrington. Bloke was sacked.

He was offered to them in the summer apparently, but Ashworth wanted to stick with Ten Hag and suggested Frank, Silva, and Howe as the best alternatives. Which apparently angered Ratcliffe that he'd appointed this supposed genius who couldn't see beyond current PL managers for a replacement. Even though it makes perfect sense to go for proven PL experience.