Gemmill

What?!

I would caution anyone against turning Sky on until around 1:20pm. It's Man United v Liverpool later, and they won't know which of the two to talk about more.

"keen to express his support" Let me just slam this boardroom door off its hinges and get down to expressing some serious support.

Say what you like about me, but you leave Taylor out of it.

I've got a mate, my age, and I'm 100% not exaggerating when I tell you that ALL he listens to is Oasis, Liam, Noel, and the Stone Roses. And that's been the case for 30 years.

Get the fuck out of the guitar thread with the puns.

As long as they're playing with their kamikaze high line, we're gonna get chances. Hopefully he plays Gordon and Barnes and we can absolutely tear them to bits on the break.

Anderson singled out for analysis on MOTD's Forest game coverage. Looked like he had a good game tbf.

imagine turning up for your work photo like that.

Everton the first game on MOTD. A late editorial decision.

Congratulations!

I wouldn't fancy being an Everton player trying to get home tonight.

Please define "surge".

Forest might have done us a favour knocking back £60m for Elanga.

@Toonpack How you getting on with the Silo books? I'm just closing in on the end of book 2.

I'm interested to see how the Hope haters respond to this. Is he talking shit and just a fucking liar, or is this a well sourced piece which confirms their own views? Tough spot for a Saturday morning.

See you dickheads in January.

Absolutely. Can I recommend lots of fingersnapping as you pop these ideas at them. You really want to get the point across that you lads are pure free styling these ideas into existence. It's gonna be like Eight Mile up there.

You lads need to stride into SJP on Monday with a flip chart and get this revelatory lecture delivered to Mitchell and Co.

We all know why they didn't do that though, don't we. Because we thought we were getting Guehi and there wasn't £40m spare for Elanga. Or are we also taking Mitchell to task for not inventing time travel during the last week of the window too?

£150 for standing tickets for Oasis.

You know why they didn't though, don't you? Before posting this stuff, picture yourself standing in front of Howe and Mitchell going "Come on guys, why didn't you get someone on a loan with an obligation to buy deal? Why didn't you bid for Elanga last week?! Why couldn't YOU think of all this great stuff I'm coming up with?!" Imagine the look on both of their faces. And then don't post it. He's had a fucking stinker man. I've said. But it won't be for lack of trying. I'm gonna at least suppose that the bloke knows what he's doing and has been trying everything he can to bring our targets in.

We probably did. Or none of our targets were available on this sort of deal. I doubt anybody workshopping ideas on here is coming up with things that the actual DoF hasn't thought of.