Gemmill

Good reason not to shit our pants if they take the lead. Spurs btw.

Michael Owen talking to Webb like he's taking a statement down at the station, the fucking copper that he is.

He'll be well short of fitness if Amorim is to be believed about his lack of interest in training. Probably get him close to fitness again just as the season finishes. I hope they waste the Duran money on him in the summer, cos he absolutely reeks of someone that walks away from the game early. His heart hasn't seemed in it for ages.

Brighton. You're 6 nil down keeper. Just boot it long you fucking hipster. Knocks it straight to the Forest lad, and they're 7 nil down.

There's absolutely no way Chris Wood is this good. I cannot wait for him to start being Chris Wood again. If Murphy is having a purple patch, I don't know what you'd call this from Wood.

No changes. Botman still on the bench.

"You're gonna be a greasy, fast, Italian monster! You're gonna eat lightning! You're gonna crap thunder! We'll have to put you in a cage, kid."

Move it to Stone Henge would be best for you, looking at that top of yours.

2 up now, the twats.

Aye Biden not just letting the justice system deal with Trump was disgraceful.

Be a good job to know what's going on at the club, you'd get to find everything out. I'd leak every thing on here though.

I think I'd be overqualified.

You opening that this morning. "Oooo Sarah. I'd sub your stack fuuuuckun GEEDUP there sausage"

He's obviously quite enjoyed paying no tax as well, so wants to end his career at another tax haven. The gormless rat.

🚨🚨🚨KENDZIOR KLAXON🚨🚨🚨

Put down the BOGAN JUICE and go to BED.

DEI HIRE

OMG Dave that's what AT LEAST means, for the love of CHRIST.

School of Prophylactics. Couple of our lads could have done with him turning up a season or so earlier.

I think the only thing that stops us having a big summer is our targets getting sniped by bigger teams. If we make the CL, I think we'll be splashing at least £100m.

Aye, Irish tradesmen eh. There's one turns up here every couple of months with the most mental fucking accent wanting to knock all the moss of the roof tiles. I haven't taken him up on it yet.

Whoa. Related to the storm, or it's just old and needs replaced?

That story is from fucking ages ago anyway. Does she think she has a scoop on Eddie spying on Marco Silva, and this was her Woodward and Bernstein way of hipping him to the news that the net is closing.