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Howe sent Joelinton on ket out to do the interview for him.

Gray and Keys laughing at lass's football was better than this Neville-Carragher banterbus.

We're so scared of them that the sight of them only 4 places below the PL has sent us rocketing up the league to get away from them.

Sir Gareth.

Give it Brewceh.

Neville looks like he's done a 12 hour shift. I'm fucking furious we haven't got Keane squeaking on like Irish Beaker.

"Newcastle are a better team than us" says the Man United manager. I mean he's right, but fucking hell. He speaks well, and he's not the absolute fucking melon that Ten Hag was, but shit is gonna start sticking to him soon. These are as bad as any team in the PL at the minute.

Joelinton in the interview. "Er yes very goooood. Very happy to score."

Pleased to see someone finally saying that Amorim is fucking things up. Just as well Neville isn't in the studio or we'd be treated to him on helium telling Carragher the manager needs time, etc.

It's like Strictly with these two.

Yer a FUCCCCHHHN RRRAT, Carragher.

They've got Southampton at home after Liverpool and Arsenal in the cup. If they don't win that one, they're right in the shot.

Ah I forgot all about him.

Only 3 points off Chelsea in 4th now.

Schar getting suspended is a big problem for the weekend. I'd have fancied us against Spurs but who the fuck do we bring in?

Aye, this is game management. They had 15 mins at the start of the half, as they should, they're Man United at home, and we've seen the game out really comfortably. By Sunday evening Amorim will have lost 6 out of 7 in the PL.

Neville sounds like he's passing a kidney stone summing this one up. Fucking love it.

That was a much worse dive than Bruno's.

Schar suspended. Balls.

The media darlings have equalised. Champagne corks popping at Lineker's house. - wykikitoon

The last couple of times we've been knocking it about, they look like they've hoyed the towel in. If we present them with the ball, they're all action, but they're not too fussed about winning it back.

They'll lose their shape with these changes, hopefully.

Is Amorim gonna bring Rashford back into the squad and not bring him on?

We're making a right cunt of this in the second half.

We're letting these get back into it. Fuck knows what is going on with Trippier there.