Gemmill

They've been torn apart at times by Southampton. It's 0.92 v 1.25 on xG. They've met their match in the team that started the game on 6 points from 20 games. Whatever happens in the second half, they're in so much bother.

Man United. They put up the goals from corners this season start with a big ZERO for Southampton just before they took the corner. It's not zero anymore.

Diego just released his "Frog Chorus".

It's not great, but "floor looker of the year" is canny.

We're thought leaders. They're bot feeders.

Pep, not me. Still clinging on here.

I'd been relegated to the bedroom to watch it again, so I was acting out.

Shame he didn't get a chance to correct that quote before he went.

Be hilarious if he goes. Be canny mental from him as well though if he thinks they're gonna win the league. The big Saudi payday will wait.

What's this Guardiola bantz? You've butchered that sentence so badly I can't make head nor tail of it.

They'll probably also successfully get the fine excluded from their current PSR calculations.

How do you even get invited to talks to avoid a possible point reduction ffs? Can we all pull mad shit and just chat our way out of it?

Oh I already know Man United are next up. No point picking the newly promoted teams like you losers. I go for the ones who've never spent a minute out of the PL and I hunt them down until they pop out of the PL poop chute.

It'll be the first and last time I ever suggest a street party to the neighbours.

Sorry, I was responding to LTA quoting the £150k per week rumour about what Kelly is getting paid.

The 150k per week is no more than a rumour.

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Where I lead, others follow.

They're slowly coming around to the Treble, I see.

Doesn't sound like a project for a bloke that's just extending his contract by a year. Do you think he might go in the summer?

The wykiki - McGroin ceasefire has ENDED! YES!

You're better off with a short story than a poem. Chat GPT really goes to town. This from when CT discovered that the AI on his mugs was just stealing was a beauty.

I agree Howe would want him replaced. We all would. I'd still let him go whatever happens this window though, in part cos I would like never to have to see him play for us again.

So would you like to keep him then? I've made my argument, my position is clear. You're turning yourself inside out trying to make out that there's equivalence between the two situations, just to score a point. We're fucking DESPERATE to sell Miggy. The bid is decent money, and it's from the MLS who have a different season to us so arguably this isn't repeatable in the summer if we wait. I don't think we lose much at all if he goes, but if you want to argue that the contribution of 2025 Miguel Almiron is somehow something we can't live without, then fine. I would MUCH prefer that we replaced him this window, and I do think that arguably someone at the club has dropped the ball if he goes and we don't replace him, cos this isn't a bolt out of the blue bid. But let's see what happens.