Gemmill

If you think you can piss off your neighbours with Wham, you haven't even got started get yourself one of these and start pumping out banging techno like this dude.

He's not gonna go for stopgap money, that's for sure. Hard to say what he'd go for but if I had to guess I'd expect bidding to start at £75m or something. And there'll be others on here who will say that's way too low. Club captain, full Brazil International, proven PL performer who has def gone off the boil but would quickly be back on top in a team like yours.

The players should all put in and give the staff their bonus. And make sure it goes public.

I've yet to put it up on the wall and see how it does as a painting, you fucking big blend!

Congrats spongebob!

Welcome to the board BTW @Stotty. Someone new, posting regularly, is a bit of a rarity here. Hope you stick around. 👍

My Christmas present to myself. 16 track sampler and sequencer. Endless pissing about fun.

We should really try and stop being complete cunts to everyone new who posts on here.

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.

Internal Audit has taken a look at your claim and has some questions. Hardly the most damning indictment of my position, and only one of those two posters would grow up to buy a TV and use it as a painting.

Sounds like an NPC in the Mafia computer game.

Fucking hell yes. "When will YOU answer MY simple question?" was his catchphrase.

Pretty sure that would be him. He fully lost his mind on here. Couldn't understand how holding the following two thoughts at the same time was contradictory: "Souness is a terrible manager and should be sacked immediately", and "Freddy Shepherd is beyond reproach and should under no circumstances be criticised for anything." Instead, Souness was thought largely to be my fault. That "Souness is THE MAN" thread title was almost certainly prime Leazes bait.

I demand a re-run of that valuation.

Aye I spotted that although I hadn't checked if it was before or after dead CEO. Fucking cunts though.

In the past year an American health insurance company announced that it would cut cover if a patient was under anaesthetic past an arbitrary time limit. So if your surgery has complications, you're on your own and the first you'll know about it is when you wake up. Then instead of focusing on your recovery you can focus on the fact that you're now financially insolvent. Who has this idea in the first place, and who is the animal that thinks it sounds like a good plan, and approves it? I'm not saying the answer is to shoot an insurance CEO in the street, but that single act causes way less human misery than that policy. It wasn't this bloke's company btw.

YER MA!

Aye he's staying til they appoint a replacement.

Eales should have a cash register sound ready to go for if he picks up the phone and it's Ratcliffe.

I picture him staggering back a couple of steps at the concept and having to be helped into a seat. And then staring into the middle distance wondering how it's taken him in to his 70s to discover this, slowly coming to terms with the fact he'll never know spit roast love.

Look up, you crushed velvet fool.

Now get yourselves over to here to read about how Renton has bought himself a "lifestyle TV" specifically because he thinks it passes as a real oil painting when he's not watching Threads.

Someone's lashing out cos I've dissed his new oil painting TV.

Let's cool it eh, lads. It's a football forum ateotd.