Gemmill

The gooner is called Jordan, no idea who he is. The bloke from the Mirror is Darren Lewis. He's top boy though.

I knew a canny few expats, Irish and Turkish, whose visas had expired and they'd just stayed. This was in SF. There was all of the Buckley sisters from Kerry - some had got green cards in the ballot, but a couple of the sisters were thebrokendolls of the Irish lottery system, but they'd just come over with their sisters and stayed. I can't remember all their names (Nora and Margaret were two of them), but the Bad Sisters lot remind me of these idiots. They were always shit scared to go home in case they got busted on the way back in. They'd be fucked now if they get lifted for anything, but they'll have been living there 25+ years. Probably have grown up kids by now, and they'd be hoyed in one of these detention centres for who knows how long. Tbf they have been there illegally, but they're members of society there now. It's such a fucking mess what they're doing.

Aye I can't see this one.

Holding the trophy like a waiter ffs.

Asking it to change the number on his shorts to 33 and remove the Fun88 logo is somehow a step too far for Gemini.

I put Port of Blyth in as per the brief! Fucking cheating bastard.

Perfect if David Hasselhoff had scored the opening goal.

This is the best Google Gemini could manage. Dickhead wouldn't remove the logo and I'm pretty sure that's Teesside. Maybe he swims about.

Watching the Whisper It Loudly podcast. Never heard of it, but YouTube is feeding me any old slop after the last few days. Anyway Darren Lewis is on it - you'll recognise him if you Google him - and there's some other gooner wanker on it. Lewis speaks very well about us and then this Jordan Gooner pipes up. Says nice things but then decides to go off on one about Newcastle not being a big club. Lewis is straight in. Of course they're a big club, don't be stupid, and thus lad is saying "no metric other than their stadium gives them big club status. They don't sign world class players.... Blah blah." Lewis stops him and goes "Who at Arsenal is one of the best players in the world?" This Jordan cunt comes back with "Saka" and Lewis just cocks his head to one side..."Really? Bukayo Saka is one of the best players in the world, is he?" Anyway I've put it off but Darren Lewis now has top boy status from me.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/19/canadian-detained-us-immigration-jasmine-mooney Americans just locking any fucker up. This is both the tone from the top, but also the fact that the sort of person that works for ICE self-selects as horrible cunts.

That fat cunt Gab Marcotti. I watched a bit of his podcast with his French mate yesterday. Marcotti declared himself early on as "not an Eddie Howe guy", OK you're a fucking idiot, and then the two of them went on to talk about Isak as if it was just completely absurd for anyone to think that he could now stay at Newcastle. Oh and also Newcastle are ridiculous if they think anyone should pay over 100m for him. Marcotti sweating in a big fleece cos he doesn't want to take it off and be seen in just a t shirt on camera, the fat prick.

Aye Slot reminded me of McClaren when Boro kept spawning their way through rounds of the UEFA Cup (or whatever comp it was). He just kept hoying on anyone vaguely attacking and hoping for the best. Howe completely out managed Slot in the final, and Arteta in the two legs of the semi. Makes me really confident of what he could do with a squad that actually had some money spent on it, cos he's already a better coach than these others imo.

A special shout out to the little cunt Paul Scholes who couldn't resist a "You've won the League Cup! We used to try and get knocked out of that competition". Mind it was in response to our dickhead professional fanfluencer in attendance on the Overlap who asked the panel if Eddie Howe and Dan Burn should have statues built. I mean wtf, maybe it's him that needs the dressing down, and not Scholes.

I thought Carragher made a right cunt of himself after the game. There was twice he made snide comments about seeing too much of Tindall. One to the panel, and one where he tried it on with Howe, and Howe just said "He's always been absolutely first class for me." At some point, these dickheads need to realise that if it doesn't bother the bloke that they think is being usurped by Tindall, maybe they should stop letting it bother them, or at least shut up about it. Him then having a right face on when Bruno burst into Burn and Isak's interview, shouting "He's from Blyth". It's a perfect encapsulation of why they shouldn't allow that bloke to commentate on every fucking Liverpool game or play the "honorary Geordie/Leicester/whatever fan" in other games. He's incapable of seeing life through anything but scouse eyes. And he can fuck off. And btw fair play to the commentary team at the weekend. I don't particularly care for either of them, but there was never even a hint from Drury that he was wishing Liverpool back into the game. Neville will obviously hate Liverpool, but I also think he doesn't mind us, and he seemed genuinely happy.

Rudd doesn't even know the basics. She's claiming Howe said he deliberately played a different way in "that amazing 3-3". Sorry like but even just employing the basics of the passage of time, you should know that that 3-3 game wasn't 2 weeks ago. Dickhead.

Wasn't gonna listen to it after HMHM's summary, but I'm going for it now. Hardy is still giddy, it's mint.

A timely reminder of where we've come from. This was 4th December 2021. Just over 3 years ago.

Re England and Howe btw. Burn saying in his press conference yesterday that Tuchel has pointed out to them that there are only 24 England training days between now and the start of the next WC. I don't see how Howe could do that job. At least not until much later in his career. All he talks about is how he loves being on the training ground improving players.

This was good. I thought I saw Joelinton walking about with a selfie stick so he'd obviously been drafted in by Serena as the cameraman for the bit where they go up the stairs. Good work by her.

Quayside. Was it what used to be Hanrahans?

It's been getting loads of hype, but Adolescence on Netflix was good. Just starting Dope Thief. Brian Tyree Henry (Paper Boy on Atlanta) and Wagner Moura (Escobar on Narcos) are two blokes who have a scam going where they pretend to be DEA to nick drugs off people. Don't know much about it beyond that, but looks like it's gonna be good.

MF would never have got his trotter high enough to stick on the kid's head.

Last I saw, the Fish's Podcasting brother was putting videos up on YouTube about how he was walking to New Zealand, so I'm assuming they've fallen out.

Aye I took that to mean between Tino and Trippier.