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I'd assume they wouldn't have Isak sat in the cold and pissing rain if there was anything serious going on.

A good stretching regimen.

Wonder what these would be like if they weren't doped to the gills. All the games they've played this season, and they just keep turning up every 3 days and playing at 100mph.

Feels like we'll get some chances. Need to take some and then go into 5-5-0 mode.

Pope.....?

Ah fuck.

Fletch can't get over the penalty decision. What a fucking melt.

Man United down to 10 men too. Oh dear.

Wilson demanding the ball when he's 2 yards offside.

The intro by the commentator. Basically the stage is set for Liverpool to take the next step on their relentless journey to the title. Wonder who he wants to win!?

Haaland back and back scoring. Prick.

I had Beef Stroganoff. Unclear yet whether I'm upstairs for this one, but I think I will be.

Let's all make a pact lads. No fucking histrionics if we get walloped by the best team in the league. Toys IN the pram, please.

Whenever you need a lift, there they are.

Ipswich beating Man United at OT.

THE COUNT to come on and get a late winner.

Losing Isak is massive like. You've always got a chance of him doing some crazy shit and getting you a goal out of nothing. Let's hope Wilson can roll back the years. He'll be fucking desperate to make a big comeback.

Fucking idiots. I enjoy watching all the videos of people that were perfectly happy to vote for a president that would go after minorities and "govt waste", only to find themselves unemployed within a month of him taking office. Happy for him to go after every fucker else, but absolutely bewildered that it's affected them. You'd like to think this will teach them an important lesson, but it won't.

Slight groin problem for Isak. We were likely fucked anyway.

No Isak. Wilson starts. Oof ya fucka.

Definitely. Especially if things go the way we probably all expect.

Need to hope Spurs and Arsenal can do us a favour tonight. NORTH LONDON FOREVER!

Be amazing if Zelensky takes the pen and just jams it into Trump's jugular.

That van has impeccably clean windows.

This is the worst episode of Last of the Summer Wine I've ever seen.