Gemmill

Right. LET THE TIME WASTING BEGIN!

I must have the Yorkshire stream again.

What's up with Rice's face. He's got late stage Michael Jackson pallor.

Fancy trying to backheel it there. What a prick.

Just seeing Arteta there, I'd fucking love to win this with something controversial. Get that little bellend crying in the press conference again.

Another fucking blind ref.

Lewis-Skelly is a shit Lloyd Kelly FM respawn.

Martinelli left his foot in there the little coward.

We look pretty confident. Knocking it about nicely.

I've been banished to the bedroom telly for this one. Currently on top of the covers, but you lads will be first to know if that changes.

That's a proper chance as well.

It's that North London Forever guff. Absolutely lamentable dirge.

He would fuck them right up, I reckon.

He won't be fully recovered. He looks the pathetic sort.

I'm pleased he's gone Willock over Longstaff.

Well somebody learns from his mistakes. Very proud of you.

Everton at risk of another breach and points deduction.. ... Careless.

Kieran Maguire, it'll be.

RobinRobin will have this wrong. Not a doubt in my mind.

Is he saying they're in breach or just restricted currently? Cos Chelsea reckon they're about to sign Guehi, the fucking lunatics.

Was that Newcastle East End or West?

When I had the finger up the arse on 23rd December, I got the appointment same day. Maybe tell them you'll take the finger if it'll speed things along?

It's a real mess like. It must be awful if you get or have got something serious and you can't get timely appointments for stuff.

Fucking hell. Almost as bad as his current hairstyle.

Geoff Nulty. 46th minute equaliser in a 1-1 home draw v Ipswich. Had his career ended by Jimmy Case in the Merseyside derby apparently. Probably shouldn't have signed for Everton, I've got no sympathy.