Gemmill

Fuck.

Players used to only wave their hand in the air when they'd broken something. Now they do it when they need burping.

Aye, we should be tailor made to howk these, the way they play, but no need to be going into it giving it the big one.

Joe Hart reporting for big match duties in his tracky b's and a polo neck.

The lass on TNT just genuinely asked Flange if their current situation is "just like.... whatevs?"

Here's Flange. Hopefully by 2:30 we'll be treated to one of his post match interviews where he stares at the floor and talks in a whispered monotone as if he's just witnessed someone getting decapitated and is still in shock.

Johnson, Solanke and Kula Shaker are all a threat regardless of the rest of the side. But hopefully we can continue where we left off the last few games, and batter them.

Spurs keeper makes his debut, Maddison and Son on the bench. I hope one of them shits themselves.

What did you leave for then, you incurably argumentative cunt? Users are the lifeblood of any social media site. The fewer there are, the less interesting that site becomes, which causes others to drift away. The fewer users, the fewer eyeballs to look at advertising, which cause ad revenues to go down etc. People leaving twitter reduces twitter's viability.

We were favourites at OT last week too.

If £5m is the asking price, and the offers aren't even meeting that, it's not worth having for the wages he's on. He might (MIGHT) come on and score an important goal between now and May.

"Please sir. Would you sign my clipboard?"

Those comments coming to his attention is neither here nor there. It's not like he's open to constructive criticism and will change course. That site is his platform. The only thing that can bring the platform down is if it has so few users that it becomes unviable. You do that by leaving, not by hanging around to slap him on the wrist. The truth is that the likes of Ianucci promote their work on twitter and they dont want to give that up.

Taking to twitter to tell the owner of twitter what a naughty boy he is. Wonder how much reach those tweets will have beyond people that already agree with them and who also shouldn't still have an account on there.

I've got a Dell. Was about 500 quid. It's a few years old and battery is still spot on.

Ah I thought he did fine. He looked nervous at the start but was soon into his stride.

I've got the Bullseye Christmas Special on. The standard of darts was fucking crap. I'm sure they were better than this on the original one.

You're trash, BUDDY.

Pipe down, top knot balloon knot.

@Christmas Tree this could still be you. It's not too late.

Does she dry it for you too?

It was decent entertainment for over the Christmas tbf. And if you think Slow Horses is realistic compared to this then I don't know what to tell you.

Mine was yesterday. It's always the worst day of the year for me from a back from holiday pov. Just shite stretching ahead of you, with nothing to look forward to for a bit. Cack.

If I was him, I'd probably go now. Get out of this weather and trouser a load of cash.