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Just thinking there. How do you reckon Jermaine Jenas's Christmas went? I hope he spent it with Gregg Wallace.

Must saying Reform needs a new leader and clearly favours Rupert Lowe. Would be fucking hilarious if there was a coup and Lowe took over.

Listen, the rule in my house is the 4th and you've broken it.

No I don't think so. Nowhere in your post does it state that your wife turned it on, Barry AbNorman.

It was obvious what you were gonna get with that film before you even turned it on. But turn it on, you did. I'm sorry that another piece of powder puff entertainment didn't meet your exacting "could this happen in real life" standards. It was fine. For what it was, and for the very clear expectations you were meant to have for it, it was fine.

You're a day late on your decorations, I'm afraid. That's a year of bad luck coming your way.

See, we don't work in IT, so we've been able to fix your problem without needing a reboot. You're WELCOME.

Someone get this article in front of Ange.

Have you tried rebooting?

We didn't keep it going long enough for him to tell us he's worked in IT all of his career.

You press the thing with the arrow pointing up then the copy icon. Or you press messages, it'll open a message which will contain the link, and you can copy it from there.

Absolutely nailed on he's doing this wrong. Not a doubt in my mind.

You can post a link man you div. https://bsky.app/profile/memecastleunited.bsky.social/post/3leyejfz4kc2z

Was half expecting Ange to get the boot today, but on reflection Levy is probably giving him some leeway for the injuries. Also what's the point in bringing a new fella in to work with the same situation. Don't think he'll last much longer if they keep losing games though. 10 they've lost in the league this season. Only teams in the bottom 4 have lost 10 or more so far this season.

Well Garang Kuol is doing his best to make that dream a reality.

The Korean lass on that video is fucking hilarious. Bit out of order calling their goal "so wanky" though, I thought it was a decent header.

Nah he just loves crunch time.

It's Tonali eating a bowl of Crunchy Nut Clusters and saying he's hungry.

"and now we are hungry"

I think HMcG is right that he's under massive pressure, probably knows the sack isn't far off, and he's just lost the ability to look at things objectively. I still maintain that he doesn't have to act the cunt with the media though. It probably works in his favour if he stays professional. If I'm a Spurs fan watching that, I'm not thinking positive thoughts about it. Nah blud.

I've got an M&S Chinese feast. Food hangover tomorrow. Back on the straight and narrow on Monday.

Media darlings up next. Lineker's probably already fully erect and there's still 10 minutes to kick off. - wykikitoon

Bruno's touch is ridiculous. It's like he's playing a different game at times.