Gemmill

It took you hours to do that? I don't think I would have let you walk to and from school by yourself.

I'm on my third course of antibiotics for the old prostate. Fucking sick of this shit.

CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER

Good luck! I hate this extreme weather shit.

Are you in the path of this cyclone I've just seen about on the news?

Aye £35m for Anderson was considered a canny bit at the time. The lad was an unfancied 4th or 5th option for us.

I hope the surgeon is clued in on the fact that (according to some of you mentalists) the club is lying about which knee is injured.

That's certainly one desperate take you'd go with if you were desperate to try and win an already lost argument.

Also, it's not really that important a part of the pitch. If Murphy gets injured, we really WILL be fucked.

We should pay a crack team of Everton operatives to set off some fireworks, but this time in the Liverpool players' hotel rooms. Get them in there a couple of days early rigging the drawers and cupboards and stuff. Have them turn up to the game WW1 shellshocked.

Infantino is such a fucking whopper.

Get the thread up man, shite thread boy!

Brett Kavanaugh, one of the dissenters. I hear he consulted with his mate Squee. One of the most mental things ever was him at his confirmation hearing talking about "I like beer!" and his frat boy mate Squee.

The most long-winded "you make bad predictions" patter I've seen yet.

@Holden McGroinare you gonna start a thread for the Liverpool match tonight? You're the ultimate hex, it's the least you can do. If Salah breaks his leg you'll he the king of the forum.

I don't know why they would lie about which knee it is.

The little cunt has done us all up like a kipper.

Let's see where the crisis in the team is vs Liverpool at Wembley. I'm gonna go ahead and predict that we might get shown up more at the back than at RW. Howe knew that, it's why he tried to fix it, but even now in the face of a crisis at CB, some of you just won't give it up.

"Nobody could have predicted this situation!" *quotes post from 1st December* "Nobody could have predicted this situation prior to December!"

You're still TODAY trying to claim that it's all fine and no one could have foreseen problems. Lay down your clipboard and take the loss.

Someone knows his onions.

Bought for free, sold for £20m tbf.