Gemmill

You could inly get 6/4 for 5 or more goals in this snoozefest. I'm in the big smoke, LONDON, eating a fucking massive pizza on my hotel bed like a tramp.

Assume that's bigger than mine. Rich cunt.

That team should be plenty good enough for Bromley. And it gives the fringe lads a go. The problem comes when they want to play in the final too. Let's get there first though.

He's been excellent like. Sounds and looks like he's on his way though.

The thing Benidorm Brendan needs to bear in mind as well is that we weren't rocked back by them in that second half. We made the proactive decision to move to two banks of 5 and challenge them to break us down, and they couldn't. That's Howe out manoeuvring him again. It's not us hanging on. So the vain prick can admire his xG and the respective total shots of each team, but the fact is we backed them to fail to convert in that last 20 minutes and we let them rack up those shots to do it, and we were right. I'd be embarrassed listening to the stuff he comes out with if I was an Arsenal fan.

Notwithstanding the fact we still need to manage Botman. He's gone from zero to 100 past two games and there's a danger he breaks down if we keep doing that to him.

Aye I think Schar is about to find himself on the sidelines for a bit.

I'd rest Burn as well. We're not gonna win the treble by running players into the ground v Bromley.

There's something to what one of the lads on the video was saying about the best striker in the league turning up in a 14 shirt cos he loved Henry, and scoring against Henry's old team. Absolute poetry.

"The Spanish Brendan Rogers" That's decent actually.

Pretty bad this like. Like playing chat roulette with a bunch of massive losers.

Haven't watched it btw so hope there's some big twats in it.

They've got 7 games between now and the second leg. 5 home, 2 away, but they're away in Spain the week before the game and then they've got Man City at home the weekend before. We've got 5 games. 4 home, 1 away. Saka will still be out too.

The ball flies different, lads.

Settle in and enjoy.

Isak was feeling a hamstring at half time, Botman was feeling his groin. Give the pair of them the weekend off, hopefully.

The slag that interviewed him started the interview by setting him at ease about how they had nearly 3 xG. I mean fucking hell love, the bloke has just watched his team lose 2 nil, never really look like scoring in a 25 minute period where we just let them have the ball, and your first thought is to pat him on the back for all of his lovely xG. He loved it as well. Straight into a little smile. Set the scene for him to spend the next few minutes being a little classless cunt.

Really enjoyed watching Arteta's interview. We didn't deserve it, two very deflected goals. Apparently what we do is to put balls in that bounce around and cause chaos and they just bounce lucky for us. He thinks he's being clever and getting little digs in, but he's not, everyone can see him for what he is, and most importantly mate, 2 nil. We've beaten you again. You've just got to enjoy what a prick he is.

I dunno why people are getting worked up about this. Arsenal desperately need a striker and we've got the best one in Europe. In the age of PSR, no one can afford Isak at the minute. These pundits and journalists can say whatever they like but he's probably the hottest property in Europe atm, we're not gonna let him go for anything less than an insanity bid.

The treble's on, lads.

Aye mental to be doing this without Bruno given how everything goes through him. Tonali has been fucking class. Restricted them to pot shots and lumped in crosses for the last 20 minutes. And they've never looked like scoring.

Incredible that Botman has managed another 90. Bunce is earning his dough.

He'll find 6 minutes, I reckon.

Arteta looking at his watch. What a fucking cleft.