Gemmill

Man United did this all last season. Getting results when they didn't have much right. I'll take it. International break for Gordon to get his head on straight and Eddie to sort them out. Outcome wise, a very good start to the season.

Why is Krafth heading that out?

Aye. Five minutes for knacker Dan on the sideline in the first half, but there's been no stoppages to speak of this half. Just a prick.

Fuck me, Burn was in full triple jumper run-up mode on the sprint back there.

Angeball is about to get turned up to 11. These will leave massive gaps now trying to get an equaliser.

So much of him doing well last year was his attitude. It's completely gone this season. He's in a huff about something and he looks like he couldn't give a fuck.

I'd take the same point now that I'd have taken pre match.

Murphy's having a stinker.

Pope's gone down to give Sky a chance to run through the Man United and Liverpool line-ups.

7 bookings and counting. This ref is hopeless.

Shite that.

Sitter for Odobert flies over. Hard to bear, Odobert.

This fucking ref man. Everything's a foul.

Johnson coming on for Sarr. Isn't he their DM? Ange basically being me on Football Manager.

Quick bit of Man United build up at half time.

This is one of the things we've missed in the first couple of years. Willock can do it too tbf, but players across the front that can finish hard chances. The sort of shit you see Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal players do all the time like it's nowt. He's quality, Barnes.

Canny tan on Keane. I bet he's spent the summer in Dubai hating every minute of it.

BTW.

Aye we call it "the carpet remnant".

Some of these bookings man. Someone's could end up going off in the second half for the sum total of fuck all.

The white lads get 9 year contracts too, Alexis. I think me AND Noel might be innocent.

Well, that break has certainly done Spurs a favour. We need to get back on it.

Nicholas Jackson not ready for the concierge desk just yet. 1 ni Chelsea.

Palace losing. Shame.

Aye. Give the fourth official the flag, and get daft cunt to stand with the subs board. I've seen shorter stoppages for an on-field leg break.