Gemmill

What a fucking shower that list is. It'll be Badenoch if she makes the final two. A uniquely disagreeable idiot who has built a career on culture war nonsense because she knows it appeals to the exact idiots in the membership that will vote her in as leader. I doubt she'll ever be PM.

"Ehhhhh what's up doc? I'd like to welcome you to a Warners cinema..... WELCOME!" Tremendous place.

You'd also thought about the fact that the Scottish are expendable.

Well they've been forgetting them for the past couple of pages.

What do anuses type with?

"Guys" is OK if you're Scottish. Bullet revoked.

Probably not helpful, but my attitude whenever something like this happens is you did your best, and it really is just a job. You've still got all the stuff that really matters. Don't let a bad job interview mess with your head or make you feel bad about yourself, especially not given the circumstances that this one came bundled with. Let them hire some other dickhead if they like. And you never know, you might think this went a lot worse than they did.

Mean, mode, median, simple average. I think that might be the end of your combined statistical knowledge. We're 5 or so posts in anyway. Time to start recycling!

KT's next mistake.

Creative intellect ffs. You're usually all recycling puns that have already been used less than 5 posts in. You're just the worst people.

Do you really think that I don't expect this from you idiots? I know if I mention puns, that you lads start typing one handed.

Americans love doing "SHOTS!" GUYS SHALL WE DO SHOTS?! OMG BY THAT TIME WE WERE DOING SHOTS AND IT WAS CARNAGE! geeeeet fucked.

I sometimes accidentally follow things, get a load of notifications, and discover it's some fucking stupid cunts on ANOTHER interminable pun run.

Dave, do you know what I would do. I would write a paragraph about how big of a cunt everyone that has replied so far is, then I would lock the thread and let that be theirs and your legacy.

I flew to Curaçao with American, and there was an internal connection in the US. Anyway there was something weird where the onward flight to Curaçao was with a different carrier or something, I can't remember exactly, but coming back that carrier was late and I missed my American Airlines onward connection. They basically just shrugged their shoulders and didn't want to know. I think they were talking about maybe they could get me on something the following day. I went to the United Airlines desk to explain the situation in desperation, and they just went we've got seats, you can fly with us and we'll deal with American Airlines. TRUE American heroes.

The only time I flew with Virgin, it was back from San Francisco and they upgraded me DIRECTLY to first class (or upper class as the stupid arseholes call it). Fucking tremendous. Fully reclinable pod bed thing, onboard spa treatments, a sleep suit (which I did not wear ) and a three course meal. Champagne handed out as you got to your seat. I've never traveled as well before or since.

"Hahaha a-listen to this MAMALUKE! He look like-a changing room-a but he sound-a like-a trainspotting!"

She sounds like an absolute diamond mate, and she lives on in the causes she helped champion and the grandkids she helped raise. It's no wonder it's hit you as hard, reading your post.

Alreet Louise Taylor.

Sorry to hear your news Gloomy, hope you and the family are OK after yesterday.