Gemmill

Have they re-marked your maths GCSE yet? Been a while since I contacted the exam board.

Lads I don't read your posts. They bore me. Just fucking deal with it.

Aouchiche (Owsheeysh) is the perfect worst name for a Sunderland player.

Please enjoy. I haven't even watched past the first 20 seconds yet, I'm just enjoying Sunderland's version of playing out from the back.

The first one man. Their lad plays a chest high back pass to their keeper while under the slightest of pressure. Keeper knocks it out to O'Nien, the ball bounces off him faster than it arrived so shit is his first touch, and his next touch is to bring the defender down in the box. Penalty. They watch these lads and think they could finish halfway up the PL. Southampton are on 6 points, and are a much better side than these.

Didn't realise their manager is Freddie Woodman's dad, and our former goalkeeping coach Andy Woodman.

The Class of 92 is not amused.

We've just started the Lockerbie thing with Colin Firth. I'm only 15 minutes in, so at the minute it just feels like a big budget episode of Casualty.

I can picture you standing in front of your frame TV cos it's too high on the wall, chin-strokingly admiring the work of art that is Ella Purnell. Re Silo, I would say it moves at a pace not dissimilar to the books, of which there's 3. Toonpack reckons there's gonna be a S3 and S4. There's still loads to get through yet so I think that makes sense - they couldn't do what's left in 10 episodes.

You're older man. It's not the shirt, you've developed a stoop.

Like I said. Datamongs.

And the CL, FA Cup, League Cup, Super Cup, and Club World Cup. I'd take that tbh.

Your opinion means LESS.

datamong3000 has entered the chat.

We all know that bloke is plenty capable of securing relegation for a very smelly team.

It's written by the bloke who was basically head of data at Liverpool when they won the league, so it's from someone who knows what actually works and why. Genuinely worth a read for anyone who follows football in this day and age.

Just taken delivery of this. One for maybe some of our resident data mongs to avail themselves of?

We BOTH KNOW that I have too much self respect for that.

Bit of dubbin will sort them out.

Exactly. And I very much doubt he's enjoyed the last few years of his career, bouncing around the place, not welcome at his own club at this stage of his career.

To check if he has a pulse in his right foot?

Kind of you to say. That was to Renton.

On a dog walk with my dad and stepmam recently, and she let slip that they'd bought ivermectin during covid. My dad started waffling over the top of her cos he knows I'll think he's a fucking moron for it. This is cos my dad spends his day watching videos by lunatics on YouTube and thinks he's tuned in to the matrix.

Get everyone that listens to Rogan and the steroid taking freak himself taking all these unlicensed drugs that they buy off the Internet imo. We could do with a cull of the moronic.

I feel asleep in the last 10 mins and haven't been bothered to go back and see what happened.