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Taylor taking another sentence down to the mat and putting it in a figure 4 leg lock.

15th plays 20th at Old Trafford tonight. Your classic relegation 6 pointer. They're only 6 points ahead of relegation certainties Everton.

Having a player called Agbadou and NOT hearing the away fans sing Agadoo for the full 90 is a fucking crime btw.

Not just the accents but the main lad's voice.

2.11 to 1.62 on xG so closer than I had realised on that front. But once the match has finished, it doesn't matter. It's not like we've been spawning our way to 9 wins and are papering over any cracks.

The difference between receiving a bid for Miggy and a bid for Kelly is that we have been waiting for, and expecting, a bid for Miggy and hopefully have a plan in place for this month to quickly turn that cash over into a replacement. To the extent where you could probably say that if we haven't got everything in place to do the above, someone hasn't been doing their job.

Gordon repeatedly saying "that's so unselfish" to Isak when they come together after he's scored. Great lads

I love Isak's thumb over the shoulder celebration. I don't know quite what it's meant to signify but all I see is "have you seen the fucking state of this lot?"

Big into MAGA is Miggy. He'll be desperate to get back there.

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get?

I'm not sending him that.

Signing off in style. The lads don't know this yet but he's arranged for them all to have a Cornetto to hold for the post match photo. Class act.

Oh lads, Willock is playing. PM me your apology and a nice message for him, and I'll make sure he sees it.

More gruel served up at Goodison. New chef, same recipe.

I'm missing the match at the weekend. So far this season I've missed: 4-0 v Leicester 3-1 v Forest Half of 3-0 v Villa You're all welcome.

CHALKADEMUS.

Who farted up the wall ffs.

COUNT OSULA!

Spurs equaliser or even a winner would be lovely.

We're fucking class.

Botman looks back tonight.

Aye she says similar when they change the wallpaper. More of a silent prayer than a plea really.

HMHM's lass's plea every time the bedding gets changed.

Well that looked like a foul.