Gemmill

If it wasn't for Isak, he'd be the talk of the league this month instead. I think I remember you saying Isak wouldn't get into the team if we still had Shola btw.

What a head of hair as well btw. I might see if the estate would sell it on to me.

Aye he knew how to pick a starlet.

Nothing really I can add strawb, other than to say I'm really sorry to hear your news, and hope you and your mam are OK.

The level he plays at it's just an absurd framing to claim he couldn't get into the side. The truth is that he is effectively in his first season at the club, and was being eased in/finding his best position. Listen, you made a terrible, terrible mistake, and were as wrong about the player as it's possible to be. We're all prepared to accept that and move on but you need to stop this silly talk about couldn't get a game.

In the short term, it's more likely Burn keeps his place and Botman is rotated out for Schar, to manage his game time given how long he's been out. It makes sense from a fitness point of view but is also exactly how Howe does stuff, not upsetting the player who has been there all season for him.

Yeah, the idea that he "couldn't" get into the side is also bollocks. He was never being kept out of the side by Longstaff.

Drop dead, sausagefingers.

Cracks successfully papered over. Lovely stuff.

I was just talking about her and Des the other day. Reminiscing about the storyline where Des had a personal trainer called Arnie who wouldn't leave him alone and just kept turning up at the house and beasting him. Great stuff.

I recognise the face like. Just can't place it. Howay let's hear it.

Robbery at Old Trafford. The celebrating like they've just won the league is fucking delightful though. Amorim is staring at his players celebrating in the corner like he fucking hates these losers.

Ugh gutted for Southampton. So undeserved.

Is it Josie Lawrence?

Antony.

Happy birthday you young cunt. I'm 50 in December. Absolute bullshit.

Hojlund and Ugarte subbed on 53 minutes as Man United are defending a direct free kick on the edge of the box. Both looked fucking delighted.

Antony on for the second half. Mainoo off. Amorim must want to see more defence splitting breaks from Southampton.

There's nothing between them man.

They've been torn apart at times by Southampton. It's 0.92 v 1.25 on xG. They've met their match in the team that started the game on 6 points from 20 games. Whatever happens in the second half, they're in so much bother.

Man United. They put up the goals from corners this season start with a big ZERO for Southampton just before they took the corner. It's not zero anymore.

Diego just released his "Frog Chorus".

It's not great, but "floor looker of the year" is canny.

We're thought leaders. They're bot feeders.

Pep, not me. Still clinging on here.