Gemmill

I love North East Italian restaurants and their potato skins and BBQ dip starters. Just like mama used to make it back in the old country.

PL has gone full Vicky Pollard on here this past week. Constantly pulling in colourful characters from his life to back his points up. Tindall's mother's hairdresser one day, his posh housemate Rebecca from the 90s the next. "And then she turned around and said yeah but no but how are they getting her through the palace gates to let him into her palace gates so to speak or sumfin or nuffin."

I got it by passing the exams that YOU COULDN'T HACK. Now get back to those pigs!

It was YOU that initially floated the idea of them dropping out of the calculation, you filthy bogtrotter. So don't you DARE come at me about mentioning that.

OK so it sounds like Howe's lying then.

Worth a watch actually, and not that long.

According to Hope's dispatches from this morning's press conference, Howe was asked "where is the Marc Guehi money", and he gave a response which was basically: Had we bought Guehi in the summer, it would have meant another sale before June 30th. And a more significant sale than just Almiron. As it stands, selling Almiron and not buying makes us safe for June 30th, so that's the plan. And actually the Bruno/Botman window was Jan 22 wasn't it? Which means that doesn't drop out of our PSR calc til July 1 of this year. So we could be set up for a decent summer of spending, maybe. But anyway that's meant to be why there'll be nowt spent this month.

Proper wykiki post that btw.

"Anam's Cristal" would sew the entire hip hop market up. They'd be turning up on grime videos next week.

Just watching Matchcam. The size of the mascots, christ. It used to take people til at least their teens to get that fat. Fucking criminal.

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Anam. It's what CT calls all black lads.

Think PL has the right idea here. I've got a bit of time for Harry for seeing the light and having the balls to make the break from his family. Still wouldn't want to spend any time in his company. He's basically like a royal Chris Martin.

He's on 150k a week I heard.

Of the current crop, I'd let him go last or second last in front of the firing squad.

Shame you'll have to murder him if he breaks the run though.

I hope he hated every minute of that forced interaction.

It'll be long ball stuff in League 2 so he'll love it down there. I'm continuing until I get a bite.

You pay the going rate, don't you. We're talking about numbers where it's just impossible to wrap your head around in terms of "is he worth that" etc. If he gets you promoted from League 2 to the PL in consecutive seasons, you'd argue he probably is.

Aye, that's the answer. Especially if he looks down the road and sees Haaland on 500k a week. But the point I was making is Deeney is about the only pundit straying from the "Arsenal should just sign him" line as if its a fait accompli, and instead asking "why would he leave?"

Haaland on £500k per week btw. That'll get Isak twitching more than any shit patter from a pundit will.

He might get a few goals in League 2 tbf, if Roy Keane is to be believed.

That doesn't get used enough since this place WENT WOKE.

Schar has a "nasty cough" and wasn't 100% when training yesterday.

He also says "why would he leave?" That's about as fair an assessment as I've seen from a pundit tbh. "He's fucking amazing, he'd walk into any other team and they'd love to have him, but why would he leave Newcastle." Thank you very much Mr Deeney.