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Perfect summary if you'd bother your lazy arses to watch it. But no. I have to do EVERYTHING.

Once you get to the halfway point in the holiday, that's usually the time that the work fear starts to set back in for me like. Nothing to look forward to when you go back either. Good luck AH, enjoy the rest of your holiday.

Ehrmagerd! Mitchell said he thought the transfer policy wasn't fit for purpose and then Eddie turned around and said I stand by the signings and then Simon Bird said do you not want to slag Mitchell off publicly and like Eddie like totally stared at Simon and said OMG Simon you are like totally putting words in my mouth and then Louise Taylor - total bitch btw - she goes hey Eddie I reckon your bromance wiv Mitchell is like totally on the skids and Eddie was like FUMIN' you could totally see it in his face and he said look here Louise you slag I'm so sick of you and your stupid questions and anyway Jason is the only one for me so you need to just shut your fat face and then it ended with Eddie like totally storming off the stage and OMG he looks so annoyed I wouldn't be surprised if him and Mitchell are gonna have a proper fight and stuff.

Congratulations. Tell your lass that the most you'll go for with this other lass is a Boldon Blowjob.

Was it Bird with the "putting words in your mouth" question? I had it on 1.5x speed cos I'm the ultimate life hacker, so I wasn't picking up all the journalist names.

Fucking Taylor then asks "where in the bromance barometer is your relationship with Paul Mitchell." Howe sniggers and shakes his head. Basically watch the last 10 minutes cos that's where all the "drama" or attempts to generate drama are.

Actually someone else then asks him if he agrees with Mitchell that the scouting setup wasn't fit for purpose. Then he says, it seems like you are unhappy with some of the things that were said last week and don't want to respond publicly. Howe said "I think you're slightly putting words into my mouth". Then the same lad asks if there's a civil war at the club. Absolutely not in my experience, says Howe. I don't involve myself in politics, my job is training and getting the best out of the players.

No worries FANNYFACE!

20:04 if you want to skip to the exchange with Hope. Tbf, the bit that didn't sound great was when Hope said that Mitchell claimed he only had a support role in the window, and was that the case. Howe says he doesn't think it's right for him to make individual comments in reply to Mitchell's press conference as that "isn't going to help our current situation". It could just be Howe trying to shut down Hope's line of questioning, or it could be that he was gonna be forced to disagree with Mitchell if he replied. Hope is on this one though. None of the other questions from other journalists have been looking for needle.

Botman ahead of Lascelles in terms of rehab. Both coming along well.

Miley's back on the grass apparently. I didn't even know he had a drug problem.

They're still all asking PSR questions and about the last day of the window though. Trying to pick at what they see as a wound.

Asked again about whether he's happy in his role he says "yes I'm happy, feeling good". Aye, my take was he was saying that it was unsustainable in that we can't just keep spending on relatively established players. We have to identify them sooner, or you get in PSR bother. Halfway through the press conference and nothing negative so far.

Got the press conf on now. Howe with some pretty glowing praise of Bunce early on.

How has "hit back" at Mitchell, according to Hope. This is around his "transfer strategy not fit for purpose" comment. Apparently Howe has said "we can hold our heads up very high. I took ownership of all those signings. They have been brilliant." I'll be interested to see the tone and context of these comments.

I'd be the same if I was at the old place. Honestly though, unless you're the sort of person who is self employed and/or have managed to turn something that you love doing into your job, or you're doing a genuine good thing like saving lives, you SHOULD see work as a massive inconvenience and an imposition on your time. That's what it is. It's stopping you doing the things that you'd like to be doing or spending time with friends and family, and as necessary as it is to earn a living, that is bullshit and you shouldn't be getting up with a big smile on your face to bust a gut to make someone else rich. Americans are terrible for this. Thinking that hard work, in and of itself, is somehow a virtue. Fuck that. You've been hoodwinked.

Listen, we can't all have French a-levels, but for those of us that do, it's only right that we help out where we can.

Aye I saw that too. She's basically arrived at the same conclusion as Hope, but a week after he did. She's got a fucking percolator for a brain. Hope has written something today as well with the teaser "Bruno cause for concern after mare comment". Basically Tim Vickery (!) said on Talksport that Bruno is "having a mare" with Brazil atm and coming in for a lot of criticism for fans. Ooooo, sound the CAUSE FOR CONCERN klaxon. I couldn't give a fuck, Craig. I would imagine that will only make him happier to come back to a club where he's fucking idolised. And you know EXACTLY what you're doing with a teaser like that on a paywalled article.

Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going.

New Garmin ACTUALLY. I've yet to try and force it up my anus, but it's early days.

Loads of stuff during that five year period that she wanted to do, and it was always "well shall we see how it works out with my job first?" We were on half pay for about 4 months during covid cos it was running out of money. And this cunt has just turned up and sees all the people that did this as immediately disposable. He genuinely deserves a proper hiding.

It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about.