Gemmill

My only note after that first draft was to ask it to give the man the face of Gordon Ramsay. It invited me to sign up to CHATGPT Plus for $20 a month, so you got to keep that face.

Aye fuck watching it. He fucked a load of shit up last time despite the guardrails, he's gonna properly wreck things this time. Oh well.

Don't try to deflect, Alice Phallus. I've been reviewing the YouTube analytics on her account and can see that you are responsible for 87% of the gushing comments she receives from accounts with NUFC, Geordie, or bigboy69 in the username.

She talks a bit like David Bellamy, but Gloom simply cannot get enough of her.

One to stuff up your arse to get things going around the front.

He's talking about Alice here, the filthy creep.

That American Primeval that a couple of others recommended up the page now comes with the GOLD PLATED approval that you've all been waiting for. Fire it up with confidence.

I have some time for her wearing the rainbow armband at the WC as well, when England bottled it.

MUMSNET!

I'd knock him out, then plant some daffodils in his turnups.

I called him a boring cunt on twitter once (or words to that effect, saying how shite his telly patter was), and he sent me a completely blank tweet in reply. A perfect interaction with the man with nothing to say.

Looks like Jimmy Cricket.

Fucking looks like you.

Here's mine. Complete with "luxurious gemstones".

Looks like Man City have found their new level. 😋

Howay Southampton. Do it for daddy.

They're fanfluencers.

Disallowed goal at OT. Wank aborted.

Media darlings take the lead at Old Trafford. Lineker is about to embark on a very conflicted wank.

How the fuck does this lad have interest from Juventus?

Flangela Lansbury can't survive this, surely. Fair play to Moyes mind.

I think we should all just strap in for a hot middle aged man summer of transfer outlay the likes of which we've never seen.

Merson is getting the work as a favour to keep him out of trouble, I reckon. He's fucking hopeless and genuinely doesn't seem to know what's going on half the time.