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Fucking Leicester.

Ah well, fuck Southampton. And god bless Ten Hag's spawniness that keeps him in a job wasting this lot's money.

Bad to worse.

Saved. Useless cunt.

It was him teeing off on Navarro for seemingly no reason that ended the show.

Penalty Southampton.

Jane's Addiction reunion tour looks to he over anyway. Band had a fight onstage, bringing last night's show to an end.

One of the few days in the calendar that I'd be happy for Ben Brereton-Diaz to score a hat trick.

I had some, aye. I think they've long since been hoyed out though.

We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before.

I'm gonna take that as a no.

Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here?

Neil Gaiman the latest to be cancelled for being an alleged sex offender.

Perfect summary if you'd bother your lazy arses to watch it. But no. I have to do EVERYTHING.

Once you get to the halfway point in the holiday, that's usually the time that the work fear starts to set back in for me like. Nothing to look forward to when you go back either. Good luck AH, enjoy the rest of your holiday.

Ehrmagerd! Mitchell said he thought the transfer policy wasn't fit for purpose and then Eddie turned around and said I stand by the signings and then Simon Bird said do you not want to slag Mitchell off publicly and like Eddie like totally stared at Simon and said OMG Simon you are like totally putting words in my mouth and then Louise Taylor - total bitch btw - she goes hey Eddie I reckon your bromance wiv Mitchell is like totally on the skids and Eddie was like FUMIN' you could totally see it in his face and he said look here Louise you slag I'm so sick of you and your stupid questions and anyway Jason is the only one for me so you need to just shut your fat face and then it ended with Eddie like totally storming off the stage and OMG he looks so annoyed I wouldn't be surprised if him and Mitchell are gonna have a proper fight and stuff.

Congratulations. Tell your lass that the most you'll go for with this other lass is a Boldon Blowjob.

Was it Bird with the "putting words in your mouth" question? I had it on 1.5x speed cos I'm the ultimate life hacker, so I wasn't picking up all the journalist names.

Fucking Taylor then asks "where in the bromance barometer is your relationship with Paul Mitchell." Howe sniggers and shakes his head. Basically watch the last 10 minutes cos that's where all the "drama" or attempts to generate drama are.

Actually someone else then asks him if he agrees with Mitchell that the scouting setup wasn't fit for purpose. Then he says, it seems like you are unhappy with some of the things that were said last week and don't want to respond publicly. Howe said "I think you're slightly putting words into my mouth". Then the same lad asks if there's a civil war at the club. Absolutely not in my experience, says Howe. I don't involve myself in politics, my job is training and getting the best out of the players.

No worries FANNYFACE!

20:04 if you want to skip to the exchange with Hope. Tbf, the bit that didn't sound great was when Hope said that Mitchell claimed he only had a support role in the window, and was that the case. Howe says he doesn't think it's right for him to make individual comments in reply to Mitchell's press conference as that "isn't going to help our current situation". It could just be Howe trying to shut down Hope's line of questioning, or it could be that he was gonna be forced to disagree with Mitchell if he replied. Hope is on this one though. None of the other questions from other journalists have been looking for needle.