Gemmill

I've got them in a figure four leg-lock this season. There will be no escape.

I hope we're all looking forward to this week's Gary Neville podcast? Usually around a 27 minute affair where he discusses Man United and Liverpool's games/performances for 25 minutes, and then generously apportions around 15 seconds each for the weekend's remaining 8 fixtures.

Sounds shit lads. Can we get back to fanny magnate please?

Another couple of weeks of fitness under the belt, hopefully we see continued improvement. Maybe even the return of the press? When the evil wolfies attack, those snuggle buns don't cut 'em no slack.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/15/liz-cheney-ginni-thomas-january-6-investigation Confirmation that Liz Cheney is still a dismal person. She just happens to also have personal beef with Donald Trump.

Same. I started watching it recently and ran out of steam with it.

The workshop needed more now than ever.

Psychologically devastating for Everton to have their last two games where they go 2 up and lose 3-2 in both. Tremendous.

Just fired MOTD up and it's school-playground-commentator-voice lass doing the Villa v Everton game. I've already had a "My WORD!" for McNeill's goal, so I'm looking forward to her ruining Duran's winner.

I get the feeling some people must have missed this.

Everton.

Here we go.

Good scoreline this cos Villa need to go daft so could keep conceding, but Everton are also more than capable of completely imploding.

I don't know how this can be possible given the man is a genius and we're in turmoil, but we could jump ahead of the great Arne Slot's great Liverpool tomorrow.

How will it affect my pension?

They're benefiting from residual fitness from the previous manager. They'll be blowing out their arses from the 20 minute mark before too long.

Don't talk yourself down, clippy.

Ex copper. Probably retired at 40 on a full pension too.

They're starting a scheme up at work for salary sacrifice on electric cars. I'll have a look when they publish the monthly costs, but Tesla can fuck right off.

The clipboard strikes again.

No bad results in this Villa v Everton game.

Fucking Leicester.

Ah well, fuck Southampton. And god bless Ten Hag's spawniness that keeps him in a job wasting this lot's money.

Bad to worse.