Gemmill

Nice herringbone on the floor.

Get in there Andriy.

Longstaff's understudy.

Whereabouts are you TP?

Aye it's no fun when it sounds like the roof is gonna come off the house. 80+ mph gusts they're forecasting for us on Friday.

Aye posting from his iron lung.

I'm 50 this year. Entering what Bill Burr calls "the drop dead years" so who knows. But I reckon 80 should be doable. It'll be fucking boiling by then.

Don't we fucking know it.

Lads, we could stop being a cunt to LTA and it wouldn't hurt. I know "they started it" with the ASM stuff but it's long since flipped to "us" (by which I mean SOME OF YOU) being a twat to them WAY more than it is them being on the wind up or anything. I dread to think some of the stuff that SOME OF YOU would have posted if you'd been on here doing it at their age. I feel confident saying this cos I think we all know my patter would have been beyond reproach at any age. Just be nice.

I'm assuming LTA took the screenshot cos the time is 10:40pm tonight. I checked current time in Australia when that post when up and it was 11:40pm (Sydney).

1 millionth post AND it's about us signing a dribbler. Honestly, I know you're only young, but the rest of your life might all be downhill from here.

Santa Monica and Venice are nice but it was pricey when I was there in the early 2000s so I imagine it's just insane now. Hollywood's a dump (or it was when I was there) and downtown LA is somewhere you'd only really go if you worked there.

Dave do we need an offline chat about your gambling?

Classic Yorkshireman turning down a drink from a multimillionaire cos "I'm already in t'round, fella."

Fucking hell you wouldn't want to get hit by Rooney coming down the slopes.

He didn't look well to me on the footage I saw from yesterday. He looks old and tired.

No, and that's why I absolutely insist on calling you cuntface.

Sean Casey. Or ewerk to his friends.

You got that hernia from all that worrying you do.

Godless is decent if you've not watched that? Also have you watched The English? Think it might still be on iplayer.

It just means it's one and done. You're not gonna have to worry about 10 more seasons stretching out in front of you.

Lads, I've got the solution. Get yourselves a Digitakt, put in a sequence of notes, and then set an LFO to randomise the pitch of said notes, and but a kick drum under all of it. Then sit with your headphones on staring into space while your silly little black box generates an every changing musical landscape, and soundtracks the end of the world.

Another pandemic in the next 4 years would wipe that place out. There'd be no vaccines, no lock downs, and absolutely terrible health advice would be rife. I understand that for some people, possibly some reading this thread, that setup sounds like utopia.

He's not a nazi, he's just a fucking shite patter loser who wants desperately to be funny and edgy. Stuff like that is not gonna fly with Trump either. This is his big day and that dickhead is trying to steal the limelight.