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Wykiki landing the plum role.

Aye me neither. There's huge parts of this country in need of redevelopment. They've got to do it somewhere. Obviously I'd rather it was in Newcastle.

Somehow her patter manages to be more offensive than her face.

It's only valid up to a certain date though. Think its latest update was some time in November 2024.

Havertz bringing up a big fucking welt on Dan Burn's cheek and just claiming it was cos Burn is too tall too.

Micah Richards was on about how Arsenal fans think they're being targeted and went on to say "well they have been on the wrong end of a few REALLY bad ones". But the truth is, they haven't. A lot of the ones they insist are bad, are actually perfectly good decisions like Joelinton's goal or Rice getting sent off, or this latest one. But they make such a fucking song and dance about it, and these pundits are so predisposed to take their side, that it gets into people's heads that they're the wronged party. And all the while, the stuff that really makes a difference IN THEIR FAVOUR, like it taking three yellow card offences until one of their players actually gets booked, and which they benefit from every fucking game.... That just gets lost in the "woe is us" narrative when once in a blue moon they insist a big one has gone against them. They can all FUCK OFF, as can the thick arsehole pundits who just love getting onnthe referee's case about anything.

only a matter of time before you gaffer tape an ipad to your face and insist that your wife and kids type all questions into the chat GPT window for initial triage.

He needs to get booed off a few times. That'll build his confidence back up.

Aye. I totally take on board that Keegan was an unbelievably charismatic bloke and an inspirational character who through sheer force of personality as much as anything else, took the club from the doldrums to the brink of winning the PL in the blink of an eye. Unbelievable achievement and he'll always be loved up here for it. But setting that aside... everywhere else he went, he got found out. Someone mentioned Howey talking about the total lack of tactics in any of his training. Neville also talks about his England sessions and says he cannot believe some of the stuff they were doing at that level of football. Amazing bloke. Totally gets Newcastle United, and somehow was able to capture lightning in a bottle and fire us to very nearly winning the PL. But not a great coach.

Aye. I was saying to someone at work this morning, if you take exactly the screenshot you've shown above, that's a red. It doesn't matter that it's a glancing blow or that it didn't end up being that serious. The lad has gone in with his studs halfway up the bloke's calf. It's a red. Shearer, Lineker, and every other cunt that's calling it the worst decision they've ever seen needs to be shown that screenshot and then they need to fuck off.

Renton trying to explain away the alien spunk on his duvet itt.

Spurs have lost to Leicester, Ipswich, and Everton like. If they keep supplying those teams with 3 points, anything can happen.

Must be AI cos Renton posted it.

Bye bye Miggy. You took the same approach to learning English as you took to kicking the ball with your other foot, but as mentioned you had that mental run where you couldn't miss and it was great. Good luck in Atlanta. 👍

That Huijsen kid at Bournemouth has a release clause apparently. Another one they're gonna struggle to hold on to.

24 points from 23 played and going backwards. Only 1 point above Everton. Absolutely magical this.

I told you he was the top NUFC content creator, and no one would listen.

@PaddockLad Here's at least some of the Tonali celebration. Check the kid right in the melee who spends the entire time fiddling with his phone so he can take a selfie of himself with the celebrations. He gets it sorted just as it all disperses.

Michael Oliver and his family have been subjected to death threats from Arsenal fans. So that's nice.

Marco Silva should be a delight in the post match interview anyway.

All the way up to 12th for the great Man United. Dizzying.

The lucky bastards.