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I think this is exactly what he meant fwiw.

He's a sex god, not a soccer mom. He'll get the Focus and he'll look good doing it.

Look we can't all drive top of the range Audis.

Yes! Join the focus club. That's what I cruise the mean streets of Wideopen in.

Aye it's very good.

Ah fuck that's really sad. I'm just one episode in to S2 atm. I almost didn't want to watch S2 cos I didn't want to see all the stuff with his crash and that. That's tragic about that young lad though.

6 month suspended sentence for Huw Edwards. "SUSPENDED SENTENCE?!"

I know most of you lot have cancelled your licence fees cos the BBC is full of fake lefty news, but for those that haven't the Flintoff Field of Dreams thing is a canny watch. Be warned though there is an asylum seeker on it, so if you haven't cancelled your licence fees yet, this might push you over the edge.

Just tell her. She knows.

Belligerent with a hard G btw. Doesn't even know what the words he's reading out means.

Strong recommend for this little thing if you're wanting to dip your toe into amp/effect modelling. It's got 7 of the full Helix's amp models on there, and then four each of the full Helix's delay/distortion/modulation/reverb models. Piece of absolute piss to use. Turn the centre dial to pick the amp you want, then turn the four effects dials to pick a distortion / delay / mod / reverb or combo of the above. Once you're within a certain effect (say boost), the more you turn clockwise, the more boost you get until it flips into overdrive, and the same again. There's even a 30 second looper on there if you turn the delay knob all the way to the right. It's got stereo line out and also a headphone jack on the side. Also a USB in so you can plug it into your phone / tablet / PC and the sound from that will come through the headphones too. All for the absolute bargain price of £180. There's an edit program where you can go in and tweak all the amp and effects settings just like you would on a real Helix too, if you can be fucked. But it's the simplicity of not having to do any of that to get a good sound which is the best thing about it.

I think we can leave the private jet tracking until January, Dave.

Paul Merson is one Sky contract extension away from posting one of these.

Furthermore, if we win on Saturday, we'll still be AT WORST second on Sunday night.

Aye get that sold. Had a quick investigate and I don't know when this one was released but it's not original pressing by the look of it. There's one similar on ebay for £150.

"Are you coming to bed love?" "I'll be up in a minute... *cracks knuckles*"

Love how CT lives like a 13 year old staying up to watch the first free 10 minutes of porn in his own house.

Nice one chaps, will look into it.

The same daft cunts laud Pep as a genius without realising that he'll be one of the main reasons that you no longer see daft cunts trying to punt one in from 30 yards five times every game. I bet the Portuguese coach wishes someone would sit Ronaldo down for an xG talk.

I should look into this. The top of the back sleeve has come away, I think the glue has just failed, but I know this one plays fine.

You've not heard Babyface until you've heard it by the Muppet chickens.

That's it I'm afraid. The two on the right must have been my sister's and I can't recommend either of the two on the left.

Just the 7 inches are we talking about?

Nice one.

There's a numbered Beatles White Album there. Number 128,252. Complete with lyric sheet and pictures of the band.