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I'd suggest turning off before they go back to Keane in the studio.

Pep might walk if this continues. He looks sick of his life.

Fucking dickheads. But that is a hilarious challenge.

Doesn't Logan claim to be a Newcastle fan?

Ratcliffe and Brailsford flanking Wilcox. Celebrating the marginal financial gains achieved on staff bonuses.

Shearer's wife won't let him go on on Logan's weeks.

Still the most consequential thing this Jimmy Hill chinned plank has done all season. Zero goals, zero assists from 458 minutes played.

Worst Chart Music Podcast guest combo by some distance is Sarah Bee and David Stubbs. And a >3 hour episode too. Oof.

Taylor could also easily have given a pen for the wrestling job Hojlund was doing on Haaland at the corner earlier. The camera behind Taylor's head shows he was watching the whole incident and did nowt.

Tbf to the ref in this game, it probably speaks more to the ineptitude of Pawson cos that's never a red. But again it's the inconsistency.

Only Schar gets sent off for pretend headbutts. If you play for Man United, it's fine.

I hope Man City absolutely wreck Man United later on this afternoon.

I'd take Cunha if they end up going down.

Been a while coming, and he turned on the players in the interview last night on MOTD, making it sound like they're a newly promoted bunch of try-hards or something. Seemed like he knew the game was up and was getting a dig in.

Was it fuck, you see worse go unpunished every week.

"There's definite contact, he's got every right to go down" is the usual line, no matter how light or inconsequential the contact.

Aye, wanting a yellow for someone going down easy in the box. I can't remember the last time MOTD zeroed in on a "should he have been booked for diving" incident.

I'd love to know what Liverpool players are on. Still dominant when down to 10 men from the 17th minute. The team that's pushing for the win at the end of the match. That is not remotely normal.

His celebration for the first goal was unusually aggressive, shouting "WHAAAT?!" at the crowd. Wonder if he's been reading some shite about himself online.

There's probably a lot true in what he says. It's up to the ownership to make sure they appoint the right CEO and for us to start making waves in the transfer market. Absent that, we're gonna keep stagnating.

We'll be fine. It's not like we've put Tommy Cooper in goal.

You'll need that long before I do.

Smells like...... Freedom.

Parents named him after the magpie.