Gemmill

Then gets £20m for Lloyd Kelly. The sexy cunt.

He's a fucking dreamboat.

He's getting beach ready. Him, Eddie, Tindall, and Bunce will be doing a version of the Top Gun Playing With the Boys volleyball scene for the NUFC YouTube channel this summer. Released to coincide with our biggest summer signing.

Probably Guehi envisaging himself having to horse it back from the halfway line every 3p seconds. Aw look mate. It's a no.

Man United have also got £319m of transfer fee instalments outstanding, half of which is due within a year. They've actually got a cash problem per that recent article in the Athletic.

Google ad revenue from the ballots webpage.

That's Howe's team talk sorted anyway.

The place I went came well recommended - I can't remember what it was called now. But the restaurant was filthy.

Maybe but it was overwhelmingly likely to be an NUFC fan. If you just like going online and abusing successful black lads, you don't need to pick the one that just missed a sitter for NUFC.

Well I could certainly believe it. I think if one of our lot did that, Howe would have them in his office the next day. Especially a young kid.

I thought that was very poorly judged from a lad who has barely started his career, to be taking the piss out of someone like Haaland. I wouldn't have much sympathy for him if his career ends up off the rails.

I went to Brick Lane once. It was fucking disgusting. The restaurant was absolutely minging. It was no Ocean Road, that's for sure.

That's alright then. I didn't bother clicking through. Hot Mitch Summer is back on.

Not to worry, I'm sure RFK Jr will have some great advice.

Hope now reporting the £20m as an option. Makes a lot less sense if they can send him back once they see he's cack.

Man City on the same GD as us now.

This Arsenal side are incredibly full of themselves for a team that have won fuck all. Gabriel is such a cunt. I hope Joelinton puts him and the ball in the net again on Wed.

Drury and Neville joint goalgasm.

These have beat Man City before then come to SJP and got beat. The only bearing today's game has on Wednesday is fatigue. Could do with a Man City fightback to give them something to think about.

"I dictate games. I'm the Dictator. Get it?"

Havertz. Worst miss in his 400 year history.

Aye hope Haaland breaks his nose with an elbow. Btw the bad juju is posting in this thread to discuss Arsenal v Man City and resurrecting this thread for Wednesday. Now can you stupid cunts get to the Other Games thread, as is protocol.

They're only playing Man City.

What did he do? I missed the clip when they showed whatever happened before.