Gemmill

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.

Are you still on holiday?! What is this madness?!

45 is his favourite president.

Police found his hat at the scene apparently.

Cant believe Paul Young's got himself caught up in this.

Alright Mr Politically Correct, stop being so woke.

Evidence of lingering tensions on the lunchtime dog walk. It was Monty all along.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13872939/Newcastle-boss-Eddie-Howe-insists-club-unified-despite-lingering-tension-sporting-director-Paul-Mitchell-hit-Magpies-transfer-strategy.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailsport Read the article. There isn't even the hint of a problem. I think this was Hope's using his last opportunity to use "lingering tensions" as clickbait.

"Howe insists the club is unified but I, Craig Hope, don't agree."

He's addicted to puns, and that was the punning addict's equivalent of injecting heroin between your toes.

What a tosser, but also what a bunch of fucking planks that they're drawn to arsekissers like this. "Guys, I'm not saying this just to break my 'likes' PB but I tell you what, I ruddy well hate Newcastle United. I'm shaking my fist as I type this, I'm so annoyed by them. What do you lads think? Am I right to feel this way?" Eeee marra yer one of us. In some that would come across neeydy as fuck, desperate, and frankly pathetic but with you, it comes across as genuine.

Mitchell would be on "the Board", I think. As DoF he's an exec director. I don't really care though. This is getting boring now. Unless and until one of them loses their job, everything's fine. I don't need Howe to turn up at his press conference wearing Mitchell's friendship bracelet.

There isn't a person on this forum wouldn't rather attend that, than go and see The Muffled Jackhammers or whoever you've got on your rotation this week.

I haven't read up on the new format, but aye, what the fuck is that. That's not a competition, it's the back of a band's tour t-shirt.

I saw the Cure there. It was dropping to bits by the end but aye, shame it went. CT would argue that Wonder Bar is an upgrade though.

Won't return to training until the next international break. He's finished, this lad. We missed our window to move him on.

He used to go there for the weekly bop.

I'm too young to have even known about Tiffany's, never mind to have gone to watch The Waterboys there.

Aye I've stalled a bit on the last one, but not cos it's no good, I just haven't had a chance to read. Very good though.

They retired my bow tie when I left. It's in a glass case above Bar 3.

It evens more familiar does it? Fuuuuuucking hell.

The renamed it Bliss on my appointment, at the request of the female clientele.

Bitch I worked in Bliss. And I was significantly less cheerful than the lad in the second gif.