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Bournemouth one up at Anfield.

Spurs immediately one nil down. I assume Brentford just punted one over the top from the kick off. Ange's best laid plans undone again.

That's right buddy! USA NUMBER ONE! Know your place, "Georgies"!

It's a picture of the reason why they no longer build the bowuts on that river.

Paqueta must have big money on West Ham's pass completion being sub 50%.

West Ham look absolutely terrible.

Boro people are just normal people. By contrast it's hard to find a mackem that hasn't got "that mackem thing" about them. The chip on the shoulder, the little bit too matey, the shit cheeky chappy patter.

I'll be watching this.

Make sure no one's using your new dialup first though.

I'm getting 265mpbs whilst also streaming something on the telly. So aye I'd get on the phone.

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.

Are you still on holiday?! What is this madness?!

45 is his favourite president.

Police found his hat at the scene apparently.

Cant believe Paul Young's got himself caught up in this.

Alright Mr Politically Correct, stop being so woke.

Evidence of lingering tensions on the lunchtime dog walk. It was Monty all along.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13872939/Newcastle-boss-Eddie-Howe-insists-club-unified-despite-lingering-tension-sporting-director-Paul-Mitchell-hit-Magpies-transfer-strategy.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailsport Read the article. There isn't even the hint of a problem. I think this was Hope's using his last opportunity to use "lingering tensions" as clickbait.

"Howe insists the club is unified but I, Craig Hope, don't agree."

He's addicted to puns, and that was the punning addict's equivalent of injecting heroin between your toes.

What a tosser, but also what a bunch of fucking planks that they're drawn to arsekissers like this. "Guys, I'm not saying this just to break my 'likes' PB but I tell you what, I ruddy well hate Newcastle United. I'm shaking my fist as I type this, I'm so annoyed by them. What do you lads think? Am I right to feel this way?" Eeee marra yer one of us. In some that would come across neeydy as fuck, desperate, and frankly pathetic but with you, it comes across as genuine.

Mitchell would be on "the Board", I think. As DoF he's an exec director. I don't really care though. This is getting boring now. Unless and until one of them loses their job, everything's fine. I don't need Howe to turn up at his press conference wearing Mitchell's friendship bracelet.

There isn't a person on this forum wouldn't rather attend that, than go and see The Muffled Jackhammers or whoever you've got on your rotation this week.