Gemmill

Doesn't take into account today's game but according to the xP table we're 6 points ahead of where we deserve to be. Should be 6th bottom.

If we keep playing like this, and start picking up points at the rate we've actually deserved to pick them up this season, Howe's gonna be in real trouble by Christmas.

Fuck off lads.

If we equalise in the next 10 minutes, we can go on to win. And then it's all eyes on Marco Silva's post match interview.

Gordon just fuck off man.

Confident he would have been off with the semi automated system there. With some bong eyed cunt drawing lines, you've always got a chance.

Get in.

Murphy coming on for someone.

I'll not be going to the cinema for it. I'll stream it when it turns up online.

I'd be livid about this ref if I was a Fulham fan.

I'd drop Gordon just for that bullshit and for all the other times he's looked huffy this season. He's playing like he thinks it's all beneath him.

Wolves take the lead in the shit accent derby.

Well. Top of the league isn't looking likely. Absolutely shite so far today.

Dear me.

Bournemouth one up at Anfield.

Spurs immediately one nil down. I assume Brentford just punted one over the top from the kick off. Ange's best laid plans undone again.

That's right buddy! USA NUMBER ONE! Know your place, "Georgies"!

It's a picture of the reason why they no longer build the bowuts on that river.

Paqueta must have big money on West Ham's pass completion being sub 50%.

West Ham look absolutely terrible.

Boro people are just normal people. By contrast it's hard to find a mackem that hasn't got "that mackem thing" about them. The chip on the shoulder, the little bit too matey, the shit cheeky chappy patter.

I'll be watching this.

Make sure no one's using your new dialup first though.

I'm getting 265mpbs whilst also streaming something on the telly. So aye I'd get on the phone.

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.