Gemmill

Only one option remains here. I'm putting this GALAXY BRAIN on ignore.

Aye huge news for NUFC's IT department too.

The point was not that we need to do better than them between now and the end of the season (which of course is obvious), it was that we would need to do better than they've done season to date. And that would involve acquiring almost maximum points in ever game (2.7). Which is less obvious and which you absioutely weren't aware of to that level of degail. The truth is you misread and misinterpreted something involving data/stats AFUCKINGGAIN. RECURRING THEME ALERT!

They'll have to get themselves on the RELENTLESS instead.

I was trying to provide some context of what 2.7ppg looks like, Mr Saturday Night.

Worth adding to this that Arsenal have achieved just over 2.6 points per game so far this season and they've had an unbelievable start. We'd have to better that for the rest of the season to get to 92. That's what 2.7 PPG looks like.

The mackems will be all over the link with Satan.

Uh ohhhhh...

Ah right sorry I missed that - I have everyone but me on ignore. Good to know that I wasn't just fed a line about that.

The way he spits out the word Koulibaly, it sounds like some sort of Indian insult.

I was warned when I got the cats that the lifetime plan with Petplan is zero exclusions - if your cat gets any ailment during its time with Petplan that ailment will be covered. I was told (and this might be bollocks or it might have improved since then) that other insurers can eventually reclass things as "existing conditions" and stop covering them. One of the cats was diagnosed with asthma as a kitten - diagnosis involved a £1.4k stay in an oxygen tank cos he was so fucked. Fully paid for (minus excess) and every asthma related thing covered for the rest of his life. I don't know if this is common to other insurers too, but as soon as a vet bill goes over £300 I just pay the vet the excess and they source the rest of the cost direct from Petplan. And they've never quibbled over a penny. This might be the experience you get with every other insurer btw, I don't know cos I've only ever used Petplan.

It's gone quiet but she'll be along to fuck something up again I'm sure.

Pearson was robbed of formal recognition by the arrival of the idiot Musk. It was only a matter of time.

Wonder if Raab is on borrowed time. This bullying story seems to be gathering pace. Sunak is already having to use the last resort "I'm not aware of any formal complaint" line because he's very aware of everything else short of a formal complaint.

Also, if you want to pick up tiny shits that don't reek, feed it raw. https://www.lunaandme.com/ That's where we get ours from.

Like I said. A basic emotional control issue.

There's online training courses btw if you can't get to a trainer, or just don't have the time. I got Dylan before the world had opened up again so signed up for this thing: https://fenrircanineleaders.com/en-gb/collections/training/products/perfect-puppy-course?gclid=CjwKCAiA68ebBhB-EiwALVC-NjfDeG9v54qACc4OoFplw3Yxeujl4NrveORcS3DkaMIFuamQIYTRsRoCATYQAvD_BwE It's basically everything you need to have a well behaved dog with none of the tricksy shit like making them roll over or "speak" or anything like that. I eventually went to some training classes too but got way more out of the online stuff tbh. You'll be able to get started on a lot of this stuff before they're even old enough to get out. Also the mental effort of being trained tires them out which is always good.

Ours is a cavapoo and he's a lot more chill than the cockapoo that my dad got at the same time. That thing is fucking mental and gets taken out 4 times a day to burn the insanity off. I take Dylan out once a day for a decent walk in the morning, then if he's being a bell I just chase him round the garden for 15 minutes and he goes back to sleep. My sister's got a cockapoo who's cool as fuck, but I think cavapood defo have a tendency to be a bit more into just sitting about.

We're with Petplan. We were for the cats too and they're great. Dead quick payouts and never a question asked. Be prepared to be sick of your life for a week or two after you get it. I fucking hated Dylan after the first week but I wouldn't be without him now. Don't hang about on the training stuff - start early. But also don't start immediately. This thing is gonna be experiencing its first days away from its mother and siblings so give it a couple of weeks to just be a div, then start in on the training.

Chelsea have got 12 headed to the world cup.

Quiff to be played by Stifler.

I'm not worried about it affecting our momentum. The break will do us good and as long as we return to the field with the same fundamentals, we'll continue to cause problems for every team we play. If anything, giving Howe another mini pre-season should worry our opponents more than us.

20th November is the aniversary of that particular yellow kegs moment. I wonder if they'll do something to mark it at the World Cup opening ceremony.

I don't even know how the man who said we were down after the 3-3 with Brentford EVEN DARES.

I bet they were dead sexy and much closer to being right than the relegation doomsayers, WEREN'T THEY?