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Ref going over to the telly. He's fucked. 3 match ban coming up for one of their best 2 players here. 👍👍👍

Surely Casemiro is gone here.

Back up to 10th. Their spiritual home.

Does your playing get frantic when we get chances? And everything sounds like The Cure when we concede?

Just getting ready for the match with a gingerbread latte. What are your pre match routines?

Looks like he's turned off his replies, but not before the internet fucking rinsed him.

Spoilers, COMPO!

Karius up front would be a surprise.

Yiz just dinnit understand what being trew marraz iz. Sometimes you've got to be crewel to be kind.

You'd be forever tortured, wondering whether it was really a fart or just a burst of static. You'd never get a stiffy again.

Predictions for today? Now that I'm starting threads, I can't imagine anything but a very comfortable win.

There was a lad at work who was called Jasper. I was talking to another lad at work saying "What sort of a cunt calls their kid Jasper?!" A year later he answered my question when his wife gave birth to their first son.

Right wing comedy is the BEST.

It was 20 minutes I believe. And no, their highlights packages would usually be longer, but with zero commentary they obviously took the decision to chop the highlights right back to more or less just the goals.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CppjuPbIQUE/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

I got ezdrummer too and it's an absolute piece of piss to use as BLASTAZ mentions. Never even occurred to me to use the drum midi from a Guitar Pro file though! Good shout.

SHITE take. ☝️☝️☝️

Heads should roll at the top of the BBC for this staggering fuck up. But I'm sure, given they're all tories these days, they'll be as keen on accountability as the Tory govt is. Be interesting to see how they extract themselves from this situation.

Great work Bournemouth. We have to have to have to take advantage of this tomorrow.

We've all had to endure a week of commentators telling us Liverpool are back. The week prior, it was Man United who were back. Bournemouth have got some decent pace in their counter attacks but fuck all at the end of it. Sounds like somebody else....

Hope Bournemouth can see this out. Fair play like, got themselves 2 ahead last week against Arsenal and now this.

I think the Big 6 get +10 minutes injury time for missed penalties.

Salah's Back! Also now cancelled.