Gemmill

All the shite pre match about how Iran would be a stern test etc btw. These are fucking SHITE. They always were.

This is probably the best chance Wilson had for some decent minutes, barring a Kane injury/suspension.

Wilson shafted by that massive headed cunt.

I'm just pleased he got his wish to be a real boy.

Get in. Add it to the Why England Will Win This World Cup omens list.

Can we get this lad off please, I've got a meeting at 3.

Hugo Lloris basically saying "I think we should just do whatever FIFA tells us to, and anyway I wasn't gonna wear one cos my country is basically owned by Qatar now", the absolute fucking dweeb.

Every time an opposing team gets a free kick, the wall has to comprise of stand-up 69s.

I've told you before, I've got the entire forum on ignore.

Danny Drinkwater.

Lewis Drunk.

Under what rule would the player be booked? FIFA are such fucking bellends. "Today I feel gay......not that gay son, YER BOOKED!"

Qataris souk!

Kane should wear a normal armband and put that other one on as a headband. If it won't fit, stick it on his chin.

Albert Smith is like the lesser known, long lost Buffer brother.

AND YET it beat Qatar v Ecuador.

What has "fucking jug ears" done now?

Infantino wanted everyone to focus on the football and stop slagging Qatar off. I've got terrible news for him.

Exile has more in common with this lot than he thinks.

We need Qatar to be in with a chance of qualifying on the last game for maximum SHENANIGANS possibilities.

If he gets a first half hat trick, he should come out at half time to wind them up.

Do Widzenia, Petr.

Tbf, there was that Saudi lad when I went to the Palace game who had MBS 1 on the back of his shirt. But I feel like he redeemed himself when he unwrapped his Mars bar at the start of the second half and held it out to everyone sat around him to let them have first bite.

I'm a bit worried about what might happen to this keeper if he keeps playing like this.