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I heard one of the Grumbleweeds has a soft spot for them. And Gary Wilmot.

I think Spurs will still have plenty dropped points in them, but we need to start winning or we're gonna end up with all the games and disruption that come with a European campaign, but none of the money.

I wasn't at the match. You could hear it on the telly though. It gets mentioned in the TF match report too, I think.

Good god. I'd heard she was planning her political comeback. Where is the shame with these people? The worst prime minister in history, who drove the economy off a cliff, and she still thinks she didn't do anything wrong. The arrogance is unreal. I think she might be on some of the Sunday shows today. I hope she gets fucking rinsed. Anyone giving her an easy ride should be sacked.

Take your pick between those two posts. The devil and the angel on your shoulder.

Renton if its any consolation, if you'd discovered climbing at 18, you'd have been shite at it, only 22 years younger. Get those fucking shoes on ebay, lad.

Well it would have been nice to see how we did with proper owners, but there we have it. Been nice knowing you all.

Definitely feels like the second half of the season is gonna be a harder slog than the first. This is shocking after some of his heroics, but I'd be tempted to get Targett back in the team at some point. I fucking love Dan Burn but we need a left back who offers something going forward.

Great chance for us to put points between us and Liverpool/Chelsea here if we can nick a winner. Liverpool look fucked but I've still got concerns about Chelsea going on a run. Spurs too.

Brilliant from Gordon. Great tackle on Wilson.

Crowd getting sick of ASM here.

Willock is way stronger than he looks.

Here comes Balders.

Joelinton went down like he was getting out of the driver's seat there.

Nah he's been shite. We're not Steve Bruce's team anymore where he can just stand around and get fed the ball whenever he wants it. He has to play his part, and he just doesn't.

I was hoping he'd start ASM cos I didn't want Gordon coming straight in and getting his place. But fuck that now. Get Uggers on straight away in the second half. We're a man down with ASM on the pitch.

Maxi's not gonna make it through the next transfer window as a Newcastoe player. He's just not up to the job in this setup. You don't see any of the other players throwing their arms up when a pass doesn't get to them, cos they're too busy trying to win the ball back. He's a plum sadly.

Eddie needs to go radge on them at half time. We've let them back into the game here.

Shite. Bruno needs to kick his fucking head in.

Bruno actually has a letterman jacket! I fucking knew he was the teen wolf car surfer.

Fucking hell lads. Move Burn inside and play literally anyone at left back over bringing on Lascelles.

Schar needs to watch these sloppy balls. I'm typing that with my pants off.

Watching it in real time, you could tell he got to the ball too late. I thought the second camera angle was pretty conclusive.

@thebrokendollis just showing off now.

Great ball from him.