Gemmill

Looks fine in my house, but I'm only in my 40s.

"Here he comes. Monty FUCKING Don."

Aye, I want the Dutch to get pumped here too.

45k in a 68k capacity stadium btw.

Just give them it. Don't bother checking VAR. I want Pickford to keep conceding goals against Iran.

Pickford carrying on like a mad tramp as usual.

You should probably stop listening to these podcasts.

Dead unselfish from Wilson there, the daft cunt.

Here he comes the sexy bastard. Get that big chinned cunt off, it's wet knickers time.

All the shite pre match about how Iran would be a stern test etc btw. These are fucking SHITE. They always were.

This is probably the best chance Wilson had for some decent minutes, barring a Kane injury/suspension.

Wilson shafted by that massive headed cunt.

I'm just pleased he got his wish to be a real boy.

Get in. Add it to the Why England Will Win This World Cup omens list.

Can we get this lad off please, I've got a meeting at 3.

Hugo Lloris basically saying "I think we should just do whatever FIFA tells us to, and anyway I wasn't gonna wear one cos my country is basically owned by Qatar now", the absolute fucking dweeb.

Every time an opposing team gets a free kick, the wall has to comprise of stand-up 69s.

I've told you before, I've got the entire forum on ignore.

Danny Drinkwater.

Lewis Drunk.

Under what rule would the player be booked? FIFA are such fucking bellends. "Today I feel gay......not that gay son, YER BOOKED!"

Qataris souk!

Kane should wear a normal armband and put that other one on as a headband. If it won't fit, stick it on his chin.

Albert Smith is like the lesser known, long lost Buffer brother.