Gemmill

From the man who started this whole mess by stepping in the VERY SECOND Meenzer suggested he was taking a break. I'll take no lectures from Captain Season Wrecker.

Sounds like the fucking hopeless Simon Case causing more bother by blocking Gray's promotion. Amazing how many fuck ups he's survived.

They might be alright cos we can't even rely on set pieces atm.

Arteta ended up at the corner flag, the fucking tosspot.

Ugh Arsenal winner. They might do this like. Cunts. Winner came exactly 7 minutes into 6 minutes of injury time.

There was one I thought they were gonna give before when it hit Billing's arm in the box. VAR stayed strong though.

Down to 10th in the table. Exactly one division lower than where they think they'd finish in the Premier League.

Wolves beating Spurs. LAVVLY.

Arsenal wanting a penalty every time the ball goes into Bournemouth's box and doesn't end up in the net. The VAR has had quite the fucking workout in this one.

They'll be shitting in the streets tonight. Not long from now I'm dropping my lass off at the metro cos she's having to go to some cunt's birthday party in Sunderland town centre. I might send her out in a crash helmet.

Plums, Arsenal back level.

Arsenal wobblin init bruh.

I think we're a couple of games past that point now.

Arsenal immediately losing. Philip Billing the scorer. Or as @Howmanheymanknows him, Dominic Solanke.

You're giving me Adam Johnson vibes, MATE!

HERE I COME!

Something going on with Howe and Pep at the end there. Looked like Graeme Jones might have turned up to tell Pep to fuck off or something. I'm not sure Pep was actually saying anything bad to Howe but Jones took exception.

Get Lascelles over to launch one of these cunts man. This is twatful craic.

Haaland and Grealish playing who's got the worst hair in the corner here.

The commentators. If I had to sum their performance up in two sentences, it would be. "I like this Manchester City player. Who's your favourite Manchester City player?"

Targett. Pleased to see him back.

Grealish is such a fucking minge.