Gemmill

We're looking for love in all the right places.

The "concrete offer" wording is from an Alfonso tweet. I still Maddison is not happening this window. If it does, we are properly going for it.

Good luck BLASTAZ!

Looks like he's just signed for Scooch.

Good description. He makes things happen which we've looked like we could do with on occasion this season.

I can't remember what interview I watched with him, but he definitely wants to go into management when he's finished playing.

I hope he joins the coaching staff when he's done playing. He seems like a proper leader.

5Live making a big deal of the fact we've paid the 40 up front in a one-er. Sounds like no one does that these days but I'm guessing Everton needed the cash.

I fucking HATED him for Everton but he looks a good player. I don't know why the fuck people get worked up about the cost either. It's not your money and players cost what they cost. So fucking shut your face. The management team have more than earned the right to sign whoever the fuck they like. Once they've got a few fuckups under their belt, we can start asking questions.

It's about his car surfing.

Alreet Susie Dent!

The Art of the Shithouse Deal by Dan Ashworth.

OMG Dave posted this at about 9am. You were probably at the market demanding a quarter pound of bacon. You've been low blocked into fucking oblivion here.

Auld Slapper is on the staff.

He's bound to be another granny fucker like Rooney. I heard they teach it at the academy.

Ahhhh he must have stolen it EH!? Typical Yorkshire! Unbelievable.

I heard Bruno was car surfing, Teen Wolf style. In a letterman jacket with a big B on it.

When I saw the notification that Joelinton had added to his Instagram story, I'd hoped it was gonna be a video of him driving away from the court hoying cans out of his window, but sadly not.

At least 60% of the cast, I would estimate.

Point of order. It's not at Chez Gloom, it's just Chez Gloom. Proceed.

I'm gonna watch STID again. Decision made by the woeful shite they're coming out with at the minute.

Let's have a big name pre- match on-the-pitch unveiling.

Notification pops up. Ah Duncan Ferguson must be going back to Evert... Ah no Forest Green Rovers.

1 If we end up signing him, we need to send Murphy down to pick him up and wave out the window as he drives him out of town.