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Nah he's been shite. We're not Steve Bruce's team anymore where he can just stand around and get fed the ball whenever he wants it. He has to play his part, and he just doesn't.

I was hoping he'd start ASM cos I didn't want Gordon coming straight in and getting his place. But fuck that now. Get Uggers on straight away in the second half. We're a man down with ASM on the pitch.

Maxi's not gonna make it through the next transfer window as a Newcastoe player. He's just not up to the job in this setup. You don't see any of the other players throwing their arms up when a pass doesn't get to them, cos they're too busy trying to win the ball back. He's a plum sadly.

Eddie needs to go radge on them at half time. We've let them back into the game here.

Shite. Bruno needs to kick his fucking head in.

Bruno actually has a letterman jacket! I fucking knew he was the teen wolf car surfer.

Fucking hell lads. Move Burn inside and play literally anyone at left back over bringing on Lascelles.

Schar needs to watch these sloppy balls. I'm typing that with my pants off.

Watching it in real time, you could tell he got to the ball too late. I thought the second camera angle was pretty conclusive.

@thebrokendollis just showing off now.

Great ball from him.

Haha get in. Great coverage Sky, you tits.

Aye that's getting ruled out.

Pretty sure that went out. Will they VAR it?

No Isak on the bench. He's not had much luck since he got here. Must have had a chance of starting on the left tonight if he hadn't bost his bonce.

Listen, you missed out on the cash but you won the respect of the forum. You can't put a price on that.

I hope for the sake of his collar bone that he did.

Was gonna ask if he misses the final. But they've got more matches than us between now and then. Liverpool are fucking shite.

Maxi starts. Fingers crossed he plays a blunder.

Aye the cash out button is for cowards. We stay the course.

What's the full payout?

Villa v Leicester seems mental. Could be a good MOTD if we don't fuck the entire show up later.

Interesting reading Caulkin and Waugh's latest on The Athletic where they mention that "a documentary is in the works". Presumably we're signing up for Amazon's All Or Nothing.

More points dropped by Potter's rabble. Good that they didn't get off to a flyer after the window.