Gemmill

I'm not as bothered about Everton going down now that Lampard has been binned. So much so that I'm backing them for VICTORY this evening. I hope they fucking RUIN Klopp's Valentines.

I'd do it but I don't know if the world is ready for Wembley's first ever 100-0 scoreline.

It should be noted that that's exactly where it all went tits up, removing my name from the thread title. I've been too modest to say anything, but since you brought it up.

They're supposedly about to "do something big" on childcare, but we'll see.

I'm bang up for Arsenal blowing their title hopes this Wednesday. I was watching Neville talking to an Arsenal fan the other day and saying "if City pull level with you, they'll win the league by 10 points". Basically saying they know how to win it and your arses will drop. It took way longer than expected for the wobble to arrive but it's in full effect now.

Man United have three games after today before the final. We've got one. That's got to be a massive advantage even with their better squad.

Leeds don't look like they can't score either mind. Also they look up for injuring a few Man United players which I'm all about.

Yeah I'm not necessarily saying we need an immediate new signing, more that backup centre back needs to be the future for BDB, unfortunately.

What that says to me is that we need a left back. Sorry BDB.

It genuinely sounded like the crowd was on the verge of laughter at that run. A proper "what's this cunt doing" murmur about the place.

Howe looks emotional here with this reception from the Bournemouth fans. Really nice stuff.

Fucking Dan Burn. Asleep at the wheel here. Howe looks fucking livid.

Billing Goodman's man of the match.

Was that not a mile over the line?

That's absolutely not a booking for Botman, shut your fucking face Goodman.

Got to be at least 6 minutes here. Let's see what daft lad comes up with.

This is a shite result if it stays this way. We're missing every opportunity to consolidate top 4.

Medical staff completely unsure as to whether to take this seriously.

Maxi did not fancy that aerial challenge.

Mint, here comes Murphy.

What a performance from their keeper.

Got to score there mind.

Maxi's coming up with some fucking nonsense, but he also looks the most likely to create something that might lead to a goal.

I'm starting to feel a bit bad for him. He's just not a left back. Howe will take ages getting Targett back into the team though, I imagine.

Burn sprints like someone in a slapstick sketch.