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The yank lad Walker Zimmerman missed his true calling as a mobility aid salesman.

Harry the Chin fit.

He wants sectioned.

He tried to dismiss it as a "standard confidentiality agreement". It's a fucking gagging order. And not the sort you watch on your throatgoat videos, Craig.

The News Agents the other day was referring to an NDA that he has in place with a woman who accused him of bullying way back when he was a SPAD. He's been allowed to continue his career into the heart of government, and when she asked to be released from the NDA previously he refused to allow it. And this is his second stint as Justice Minister. I sincerely hope that all of this brewing storm ends his career but its disgusting that it's been allowed to go on for this long.

You wait 64 years to concede a world cup goal against Iran and then two come along at once.

These fucking LOSERS.

You can't stop sexy from doing its thing.

He's fucking pump. He must only be getting a game for Brazil cos they've got a number 9 shortage. Also Fred regularly gets a game for Brazil.

Yanks are relentless about work. Career is everything to them, they need to get a grip. We've got a dev team working in India. There's not really pressure coming from them cos they're working for us, but when you know that if you answer an email at 5am, the work will be done by 9am, there's this temptation to check in on emails early doors. The waking up early thing for me is just an accepted curse though. Maybe twice a year I wake up at a time that starts with a 6 and consider it a lie-in. The rest of the time it's 4 something or 5 something with the odd very unwelcome 3 something chucked in. It's the purest of bullshit.

It's a family curse, on top of an absolutely insane set of work circumstances at the minute. My wake up time actually started with a 3 today. 😭 There's a high price to be paid for having such a creative, sexy, super active mind.

They fucking wish.

Canny tbf.

Richarlison scoring World Cup goals ffs. Fucking budgie heed.

Be good if Man United and Liverpool got bought by private sector Saudis cos they wouldn't fucking dare outbid PIF for any players we wanted.

Eddie's Sensations would fucking pump this lot.

No Bruno? I hope they get whopped.

Clearly something wrong with him besides his idiotic opinions. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he doesn't understand xG either.

FAO Intelligent People of Toontastic: I think it's time we just gave up on the xG dopes. Let them parade their stupidity and wear it as a badge of honour. We know. The real people know.

Nah he'd gone off on around the 70 minute mark which delayed Wilson getting on for Kane til about 75.

Probably. Rashford for Wilson would be Southgate stupidity but honestly whatever delivers him back fit on Tyneside, I'm up for.

It's like a scene from an 80s comedy where someone gets cornered by a mental coked up conspiracy dude.

Hope you're OK Craig, but aye good idea to lay off the booze if you can. Shout if there's owt we can help with. 👍

He wants Champions League cos Messi is closing in on his goals record (11 short) and has got 2 years on him. I can't think of a CL club who would want the fucking headache. He's not very good anymore, he's only interested in himself, and his wages are ridiculous.

It definitely feels like the Glazers can smell what the PIF's got cooking. They know that the guaranteed CL cash is gone and the club value is about to drop as a result. Might be the same for Liverpool too.