Gemmill

It was great. A sitcom with tits.

Not good for the arse either.

Seriously, what happened to you?

Wait a minute. What are you taking orders for? Have you got an Etsy shop shipping out those CUNT mugs?

I was trying to decide if you're May or Clarkson, but after that I'm afraid it's THE HAMSTER for you.

I've never watched that shite, principally because their patter is like listening to you old fogies wrestle with modern life, and I get enough of that shit on here.

Like listening to the Top Gear lads discuss electric cars.

One of the lads who was completely oblivious to that geet big Dutch fella stood behind him waving his arms for Holland's third. I mean, I trust Eddie, but I hope he's been watching the WC.

That photo looks like the promo for a C4 sitcom about a newsroom full of incompetent cunts.

The penalty btw. Didn't Richarlison just dive?

South Korea are shite man.

Toontastic's Richard Littlejohn.

Someone will kill that fucker one day. He's a Grade A Non-Sexy Boy.

Annoys me a bit that the idiots on here that are paying for Sky and BT Sport are getting to watch these games too.

We're Grade A Sexy Boys now.

Shilton and Butcher are nailed on Leave voters. Butcher probably entered the polling booth with that bandage back on his head.

Whereas my star is rising. Maybe I need to recalibrate my expectations.

Bloke in the Athletic basically responds to the question "could you see PIF selling Newcastle and buying Man Utd?" with "it's not entirely inconceivable", ie there's a non zero % chance because it's something that is physically possible. It's the same answer I would give if asked whether I can see myself getting piped off by Jennifer Aniston. Neither will be happening.

Gone home to deal with a family matter apparently.

No chance of us getting someone like Bellingham yet.

Andy McWabs.

Classiest, hardest, most likeable lad on the pitch scores.

Senegal get the ball and within seconds they've created an attacking opportunity. We're just padding Stones and Maguire's pass success stats.

All the possession, but can't get the ball from the back four to the forwards. Senegal just snuffing everything out.

I hear Hotel Rwanda's nice.