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Jamie Redknapp was saying he thinks a) there were defenders there, and b) if that's an outfield player it's a yellow, so why a red for a keeper. I almost felt a bit bad for calling his dad a scrotum face.

Understood.

Longstaff looked absolutely fucked at the end of the game, but he'll be back doing the same next Sunday. Into everything. As for Karius, the bloke cost Liverpool a Champions League. What's not to like?!

Have you seen his wife? Holy shit.

He's a horrible cunt, Ramos.

I keep wandering back in to see if Howe's on. Longest post match interview on record.

The slo mos do him no favours. Fuck all in his gob lines up right.

Is that right? I wasn't aware about that bit.

Honestly think I'd rather start with unknown quantity Karius than Darlow. Darlow makes mistakes that cost games. Karius only does that in Champions League finals.

Klopp's teeth man. I can't get over them. All the money that cunt must have and he's gone to fucking Mexico to get his gnashers done.

Kelly Dalglish getting all soggy talking about Liverpool for top 4. Shaddap dafty. They'll drop plenty points between now and the end of the season.

Howe looks sick.

These cunts have been wasting time since they scoredntheir second goal. 3 minutes added. Just fuck off.

Get in Burn on Coco the Clown.

Nice cameo from Ritchie this.

Robertson wasn't being unselfish, he was trying to be a clever cunt.

Seems mental that we're gonna start the cup final with one of Wilson or Isak on the bench. Probably need to get over the idea that you need your 11 best players on the pitch, but when we're not really scoring goals, it just seems wrong.

If nothing else, Maxis pumping his summer transfer window value back up.

Liverpool bringing on 4 of the 7 dwarves. We've got to score a header now.

Hopefully he was just rusty and this is him playing himself back into form. Would be amazing if he has a fucking blinder next week.

Maxi second name on the team sheet for the final. After Karius.

Joelinton concusses Longstaff. Fuck. Me.

Aye good point. I was too worked up by the hyperbolic hyperbollock.

Redeemed himself a bit with his comments about Pope. Anyway. The good news is Liverpool are still SHITE. They're not gonna go on a run that puts them in the top 4. It's not happening.

"That will go down as one of the best passes in Premier League history" Jamie Carragher*, you fucking hyperbolic bellend. Hurry up and start looking more like a knacked scrotum like your dad. *I meant Redknapp.