Gemmill

Man alive, the human race is problematic.

Your mission for the weekend is to find Adam P and get on his channel. Tell him the G-man sent you.

Are you there with the kids CT or is this a solo mission?

Looks like a vanity case to me. Cone polish and a lint free cloth.

Do twitter links take ages to render for everyone now or is it just me? I'm assuming it's something to do with the mess Musk has made with his new toy.

Enjoy yourselves lads. No fountain shits.

Maxi is shite as an impact sub. It's the fucking Cup final and Ten Hag's been making his goateed gob go. Go for it from the start.

Ten Hag can ram this patter up his shit pipe. On the plus side, it's wonderful to hear that we're getting on the Man United manager's tits. I hope we put an absolute "ball in play time" clinic on on Sunday for the mayonnaise chip dipping cunt.

Putin's on tik tok? Is he dancing?

He's Dutch, he can't help being a prick.

6 month from now CT will still be in London, sleeping rough. This is a cry for help that will go unheard.

He limped off like. But aye its probably Instagram mind games, you fucking divs.

Just thinking there how mental it is that Pardew used the word "raped" as a football pundit.

Barcelona penalty. Score this, get Man United chasing the game.

Marcus Rashford's hamstrings. 🤞🤞🤞

The fatigue has got to be a factor for them. Their games are relentless atm. It would be great if Sunday was a bridge too far after tonight and they just don't show up firing on all cylinders.

I'll be watching their match tonight hoping for the stretcher lads to get a good workout. 3 months ago I would have really fancied us, but our downturn and their upturn in form means I'm fearing the worst. Who knows though, we've got a decent chance and that'll do.

Aye her usual alternative to a tomato is a pizza.

Renton's got one on his Prius: "My other car's a Nissan Leaf"

What you planning to spend your £20 on?

That's no way to speak about Germans.

Try telling Poland that.