Gemmill

Suck it Brazil!

Serious bring out the gimp vibes from Gvardiol. Hope that's what the manager says when he's getting ready to sub him on.

I'm well up for Brazil going out to a last minute goal or pens.

He wants to go to Man United. Sounds like his ambitions are too limited to play for us.

I think that one goes to Pennywell.

Well Craig, I can well believe that you would use time travel for something so mundane.

Gazzaesque from Shelvey.

Ref definitely isn't getting paid per decision made.

Fuck that. I cannot believe the Guardian has a live blog documenting reaction to it today.

Alex CLEARLY drawing comparison between Messi and Pearson which feels entirely appropriate.

His life is so fucking pathetic, its tremendous to see. Tortured by fake injustices and stupid conspiracy theories, and legal jeopardy everywhere he looks. I don't think for a second he'll go to jail or anything, but I think he's done as a mainstream political force and will just live out his days as a sad, heavily medicated sideshow in his shit resort.

ATTACK OF THE SOYBOYS!

Craig, someone has got to be the dominant masculine force on this absolute fadgefest.

Comparing this bloke to Pearson is absolutely fucking disgusting and you better take it back RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

I think you're mistaking Dave for me Craig. I straight up call out these FOOLS for the THICK CUNTS that they are and they can FUCKING LUMP IT.

It was great. A sitcom with tits.

Not good for the arse either.

Seriously, what happened to you?

Wait a minute. What are you taking orders for? Have you got an Etsy shop shipping out those CUNT mugs?

I was trying to decide if you're May or Clarkson, but after that I'm afraid it's THE HAMSTER for you.

I've never watched that shite, principally because their patter is like listening to you old fogies wrestle with modern life, and I get enough of that shit on here.

Like listening to the Top Gear lads discuss electric cars.

One of the lads who was completely oblivious to that geet big Dutch fella stood behind him waving his arms for Holland's third. I mean, I trust Eddie, but I hope he's been watching the WC.

That photo looks like the promo for a C4 sitcom about a newsroom full of incompetent cunts.

The penalty btw. Didn't Richarlison just dive?