Gemmill

Ten Hag was asked about Diallo in the Man United press conference the other day and said that his future is at Old Trafford, so they'll be waving bye to him shortly.

A simple, straightforward, and most importantly, relaxing win. That's all I can envisage from this one.

The Arsenal livestream fan reaction compilations should be canny tomorrow.

Shit craic from their fans leaving in a huff after the season that team has put on for them.

Another one who can't answer my simple questions. Back to the corridors and the trolley with you.

Are Everton mathematically safe? Has any team 5th or below exceeded 66 points? Sounds like it might be shut the fuck up o'clock for you.

I just refuse to deal with these low point thread starters coming at the King.

What I'm saying, GRANDPA, is that you need to pipe down and let an expert take control of this situation.

The VAR check on Jefferson Lerma getting punched in the face and his nose broken btw "Check complete", no further action taken. When something like that goes unpunished, you know that it's not corruption that's fucked it, it's just sheer incompetence.

Lifetime ban for the bloke who ran on the pitch, and he's been arrested too, the prick.

Of course I voted for myself. I want us in the CL next season.

Listen pigtails. I'm waiting for the democratic process to play out. If I'm still in the lead in the morning, I'll pull the trigger.

The paedophile ring is growing.

Just what the country needs. Please do wreck yourselves though.

Wisdom of Savile.

There is a paedophile ring operating in this thread, working against me and, by extension, Newcastle United. Please be vigilant.

Cojones are not an issue. Let's see if you lot have got the fucking BRAINS yet though.

Who took 15 points from 18 available? This should be very easy but watch you fucking MORONS get it wrong.

Not so far they can't. 1-0 Luton.

Let's see if the silly cunts can even beat Luton.

Updated after our match. Think we've only dropped 1%.

Nah it was long and it looked scuffed up as well. Allardyce man. Wants his team playing in a tattie field ffs.