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That looked like a pen to me live. Fair play to the ref.

Guaranteed Deschamp's gob smells like a bin on a hot day.

Masturbating.

The lass in red, her real life surname is Tabasco, appropriately enough. And yes, she does unleash those bad boys in case anyone was wondering.

Finished S2 of White Lotus. Worth it just for the two Italian lasses.

"Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. They're white."

One each.

You get a fucking knuckle sandwich.

It's on your IPTV as well btw, if you want to watch it on the telly like a big boy.

Lads we need to stop wykiki from listening to the latest true Faith.

16th December and Polarboy has got the drawing pins and thread out. Gonna be a long old transfer window for that bloke!

This Guardian exclusive about traces of cocaine being found at Chevening after Truss held parties there. Least surprising exclusive of the Year. What else would explain her and Kwarteng's work output.

Aye OK, Wild is decent. Mostly cos Witherspoon is in it. Have you watched Into The Wild? You might like that too. A better version of Vera btw. STOP TALKING!

This is how you run a referendum.

Vote changed!

The Outsider and The Playlist, I might watch. Messiah was cancelled without a proper ending after one season. I can't even find a show called Wild. And Mcdonald and Dodds.... .... Absolutely not.

Hey DICKHEADS, Wife Number 2 doesn't like Strictly so I'm not allowed to watch it anymore. FYFI.

It definitely goes places in seasons 3 to 5. Worth picking up again, definitely.

I was gonna ask if the series followed the books - I had it in my head that the series has a bunch of additional stuff to bring it to a conclusion, but I'm probably wrong. I'd ask detailed questions but I don't want to be the spoiler kid.

Errrrr.... I didn't say you had permission to post again. Ask one of the mods to get in touch with me if you want to reply to this.

I wake up between 4 and 5 every day, and it's a show my lass peaced out on cos she couldn't cope with how bleak it was. I, on the other hand, am hot for a bit of female subjugation first thing in the morning. You should go back and finish it though, it's really good.

OMG I've absolutely PWNT you here. You're MINE for the DAY now.

He was predicting a Croatia v Morocco final earlier in the week, the tedious bellend.

Ronaldo WAS better. Just ask Piers Morgan.