Gemmill

Who the fuck is Salt Bae? I saw that same tweet last night and had no idea who that Mambo No. 5 looking dickhead even is.

Match confirmed on sexy boy TV tonight.

Minors

Howe reveals at this morning's press conference that he watched ITV coverage of the WC Final. He mentioned a month or so back that he watches football with the sound off, but he couldn't even stomach Jermaine Jenas with the sound off.

Thru should get this radgepacket to manage the England football team next.

I've seen the new data analysis suite that they're using since Ashworth joined and the quantity of stats compiled on each player is incredible. Determining whether a player is back to full fitness is no longer a finger in the air job, it's all measured to within an inch of its life. Having said all that, I think these two are just being lazy.

Neither of them even played 90 minutes total in Qatar. Are they injured or just bone idle?

Right, who's getting one first?

Interesting analysis on not just how many players from each PL club went to the WC, but more importantly what the aggregate minutes played were. Us and Liverpool look to be the main "beneficiaries". This plus the other teams' continued involvement in mid week European matches will hopefully be enough for us to stick around in the top 4. Also a good Jan window for us would be nice.

CT getting involved in the festivities at Boldon Asda bus stop.

"If you want to see Countryfile, go and fuck yourself."

Class. That Lautaro Martinez must be counting his lucky stars after the chances he blew towards the end.

That looked like a pen to me live. Fair play to the ref.

Guaranteed Deschamp's gob smells like a bin on a hot day.

Masturbating.

The lass in red, her real life surname is Tabasco, appropriately enough. And yes, she does unleash those bad boys in case anyone was wondering.

Finished S2 of White Lotus. Worth it just for the two Italian lasses.

"Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. They're white."

One each.

You get a fucking knuckle sandwich.

It's on your IPTV as well btw, if you want to watch it on the telly like a big boy.

Lads we need to stop wykiki from listening to the latest true Faith.

16th December and Polarboy has got the drawing pins and thread out. Gonna be a long old transfer window for that bloke!