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Proper Yorkshire autocorrect that. Maeve.

Aye. It sounds like he's got one of the bad ones tbf.

Why would it be bad news for Starmer btw?

He's got some sort of degenerative neurological condition, hasn't he? I know he's been getting worse and is now walking with the aid of a stick.

Truss saying universities should be defunded if they don't support conservative ideals too. Honestly, Labour's conference didn't go great, but these days you can always rely on these fruit loops to open a window on just how fucking mental they all are. Rees Mogg has been running some event where he's pointedly refusing to refer to the "chair" or the event and instead INSISTING, and making a great performance of saying "chairMAN". Wow lads, you've got your finger on the pulse and you're nailing all the country's key concerns. Well done.

I'm only interested in that lad when we're destroying his world. I've got absolutely no interest in seeing him enjoying himself.

"AMEYEZING SIGNS!"

Your accent's all over the place since you moved down there.

He didn't look well on the new Eddie Murphy film mind. Not a big shock.

Nice hoodie mate.

There was something on the BBC News the other day about how the delivery lads all get the limiter hacked on their escooters so they're doing 30 to 40 mph on pavements weaving around pedestrians. Which I assume is why you're getting pulled over, to check you haven't done the same?

WHAAAAT?!

Speaking of defenders who we were temporarily priced out of signing, did we all see Diego Carlos get WAMBOOZLED by a regulation stepover by Liam Delap yesterday?

Toby Keith. Vaguely heard of him.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0373458/fullcredits/cast?ref_=m_ttfc_2 Cant see anyone that fits the bill in the cast list.

That's mint, cheers for posting. I do want to know who the "star" was though.

Palace in the relegation zone BTW. Guehi's price is taking a fucking hammering. He might not end up here now, but I suspect this all ends with Parrish sitting down to a massive slice of humble pie.

Kris Kristoffyerpop.

This game has definitely got a couple more goals and a Casemiro red card in it.

Bastards, where's Roy Keane?!

4 minutes to boos.

CT man. You can't even enjoy Man United melting down without worrying it might ruin things for us. Chill out ffs.

Freddie Mercury has finally broken free. "It's an early bath for you, Mr Fernandes" to paraphrase what that Palace fan claims he said to Cantona to inspire the kung fu kick.

I think they've pushed all their chips in and they're stuck with him for a bit yet. Plus there's no replacements mid season, unless they really think they can poach someone like a Howe. They extended his contract in the summer immediately after scouring the planet for a replacement ffs.