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Gemmill

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  1. Sometimes got his jarmies on and his hot water bottle filled.
  2. Sorry to hear about your mate's mam, HMHM. Sounds like she was a good'un.
  3. Sounds like if they sequenced ewerk's DNA they might cure covid but there'd be a serious outbreak of BETA CUCK disease.
  4. Turns out Josh Scott has been using a Kemper on all the JHS videos for the past year to see if anyone would notice. No one has noticed.
  5. I think a longer jumper might be for the best too.
  6. Then let the ball run under his foot when he tried to trap it and had to chase it back to stop it going in.
  7. Dubravka just got away with an absolute howler of an airpunch for Man United.
  8. It was down when I said it was down, and that's all anyone needs to know.
  9. This is why you left 5 minutes early. A classic CT flounce cos they weren't passing to your special boy.
  10. It's back now and I'm back on it. Barclay cannot hurt me, I'm bulletproof.
  11. https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/twitter.com.html Twitter is down baby. And it's taken your daily wank with it.
  12. I just hope he had a chance to see it before the thing fell over. The prick.
  13. Is Twitter fucked or have I been hoyed off for calling Steve Barclay a prick?
  14. I was on a bus in Sunderland once when a lad, who had previously been canoodling with a lass at the back of the bus stood up and started storming to the front of the bus. There was obviously trouble in paradise cos the lass at the back of the bus shouted after him "But Aces! I LUV YA!" (pronounced Ayussuz obviously)
  15. FTR I watched the video AFTER I posted that.
  16. He must have seen the video of that nana with her thrupennies out.
  17. To be fair to Toney, it matters more when there's money on it.
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