Gemmill

It's gonna happen. The SNP is in disarray.

I'd maybe give some thought to the order in which they do things. This is basically: 1. Remove underpants 2. Start thrusting 3. Get girlfriend

Humza Yousaf the new SNP leader. Hope he's shite and Labour (with their Tory manifesto) can get a foothold back in jockland.

Any word on whether they were able to aim their turds into the toilet bowl and their piss into the urinal?

You could already tell he comes from a good family. This just confirms it. Get him signed, Eddie.

Stellini was getting a much better tune out of Spurs than Conte was when Conte was off with his gall bladder troubles. Hopefully he doesn't repeat the trick for the run-in.

When is this cunt getting arrested?

Kane is class. I'd love it if we could bring him here. There's been an outbreak of crazy talk in the last few posts on here.

That's shit mate, sorry to hear that.

Tough fucking shit. He was a multi millionaire and he blew it. Absolute helmet.

Everton have been charged with breaching FFP rules.

Lot of sweater meat on that one. He's well within his rights.

Kalvin Phillips starts for England. 5 subs appearances in the PL, averaging 13 minutes per game. 3 subs appearances in the CL, averaging 13 minutes per game. 1 start in the FA Cup. 1 start in the League Cup. And he's straight into a starting place for England.

Belfast Mike Ashley weighs in.

I see Sunak paid just over 20% in tax on the £4.9m he earned over the last three years. Must be nice.

HX Stomp lads. It's the answer to every question.

Yeah. Do you wanna make something of it?

That's the company some of our esteemed Toontastic colleagues are keeping. I'm sure Steve Bruce would heartily agree.

This is marvellous.

It is. Majority Tory though, which slightly damages his claims that this is a Labour witch hunt.

Isn't the vote just on whether he knowingly misled parliament? And the punishment that stems from that is binary?

Sounds like a short arse to me.

2 minutes too late. Pictures of you in your new spray on t-shirt when it arrives please, PL.