Gemmill

It was +29 at the end of the 95/96 season.

Obviously I've got 2FA cos I'm not a STUPID CUNT.

Villa and Everton look like being reliably shite into 2023.

Could do with Villa getting at least a point here.

Wonder who Toney's got his money on.

Spurs looking the most likely to drop out the top 4 atm. They've been shite so far.

Nobody could have predicted that bloke as an agent of chaos. An absolutely surreal intervention. They then had the cheek to take half the hard earned leftovers with them when they went.

Only the second footballing dogger of all time after Collymore?

Well. All that fucking work with the spreadsheet and starting the dinner around 10 in the morning. No sooner had we sat down, everything done, first chance of the day to relax and enjoy the piping hot food... Her dad stands up, announces "You'll have to excuse me, I don't feel well...", walks as far as the kitchen door, sinks to his fucking knees, and there he stays slumped on the floor for the next half an hour. By the time anyone returns to the table, their dinner is clay cold and ruined. Within half an hour, he's fine and boring the balls off me until HALF SEVEN when they finally leave. So aye, fuck you for another year, Christmas, ya cunt!

These Nexium are unbelievable btw. I've put them to the test and they've come through like nobody's business. Cheers TP and Renton for reinforcing the recommendation.

Good man wykiki, I bet you really brightened up their Christmas.

This Morning is on and I've just walked in to see Vorderman looking like she got two volleyballs down her top for Christmas. A genuinely ridiculously booby Christmas from everyone's favourite maths slag.

Merry Christmas all. Off to walk the dog, then first spreadsheet action is at 10:15.

Unlikely, Jesus hadn't been born yet.

It's cos he's played about 4 times since you signed him, Pep. That's why.

Merry Christmas @toonotland @Andrew. Hope Santa was good to you both. 👍

Bitch it's all M&S. Those dickheads must have done all that shit cos these bad boys just go in the oven with some goose fat on them.

There's a summary version which shows only the times where actions are required. First time I've ever done Christmas Dinner and I honestly don't know what all the fucking fuss is about. Bill Gates solved this for people in the 90s.

The true spirit of Christmas!

Finally getting some sleep.

CT, have you seen this? It's bent as fuck, you'd love it.

Spirited is this afternoon's watch, I think. My dreamboat Ryand Reynolds and non-dreamboat Will Ferrell in a Christmas musical spectacular. But first, the spreadsheet.

Ours is all from M&S. Fuck doing it from scratch. I will however be producing a spreadsheet today with all the timings on to make sure that a 1:30pm eating time is observed. Columns for each item to be cooked. Rows at 15 minute intervals.

The Traitors has been quality. Reality TV but genuinely entertaining. Inhale it all on iplayer now if you've not had the end spoilt by some cunt on social media.