Gemmill

It's probably more like a must-win for Spurs.

I don't think it's must-win. A draw would be fine if other results went our way. Must-win suggests we can't get CL if we lost, and that's not the case.

"desperate old fool"

Your wink is obviously not as powerful as mine.

Brentford (a) Man United (a) Wolves (a) - it's a derby, which does weird things Liverpool (a) Brighton (h) Nee chance.

Him and that stupid lass agreeing that "Yeah villa can catch Newcastle for Champions League" for no other reason than mathematically it's possible. Fuck sake is that really the question you're being asked?

BTW none of us should forget that as recently as about a month ago, the pundit view was Liverpool were back and we could just forget about top 4. These helmets and their desperate wishful thinking.

Liverpool won't be able to afford him, especially without CL next season. So I suggest your Liverpool mate tempers his expectations for the summer.

I reckon 66 points will probably end up being enough. Maybe 68.

Let me provide you with a G-Man guarantee: Spurs and Everton = 6 points.

No. You posted a terrible joke which confused yoga and pilates. THEN I started it.

I wish I'd never started this now. 😭

Good luck mate. Have they said anything about whether this will help you to understand statistics any better?

My Chinese flight instructor lives in Jamaica. His company is called Pilots of the Caribbean.

Sabitzer injured in the warm up now. Howay Forest, smash these knackers!

"Spurs and Man United are guaranteed 6 points this weekend. Wah Wah wahhhhhhh!" Zip it.

Good lads Arsenal.

I think Man City will win it. But I wish Arsenal would just fuck up once in a while to make it more interesting.

Arsenal sucking the suspense out of the title race by going 2 nil up in the first ten minutes. Bellend.

WRONG! Our expected goals and actual goals were broadly in line, and our actual points were 28% above expected, not 52% like Villa's. I've used the 7 matches leading up to Arsenal last season, same as I used the 7 matches leading up to the Villa match. Can we upload wav files to here cos I think that's how I'd like your apology to be delivered?

I enjoyed him getting stuck straight into the "I didn't like what I saw today" patter yesterday, talking about players not playing with pride. Right. OK. You know it's your job to fix that in between the games though, don't you?

For this Opta graphic, they run the remaining matches through their model 100,000 times. Which means that on 12,000 of those simulations we finished outside the top 4. Seems a lot doesn't it. We just have to hope we aren't about to live out one of those 12,000 simulations. It could be worse though, the simulations have Arsenal blowing the league on 55,000 of the 100,000 simulations.