Gemmill

Were you giving people a list of your "ones to watch" for season 23/24?

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt? If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk." Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

If its true that we're after JWP, best that Southampton get relegated so we can nick him for a better price. So CAM ON YOU OIRNS!

Ross Barkley?

Almiron out and Gordon back. Wonder if he might start with Wilson, Isak and Gordon as the front three?

Ashley Young could get a game for us with these shithousing skills, if he wasn't so old and shit.

Aye I was thinking about Mudryk earlier. It'll be next season before you can really draw any proper conclusions but on current evidence he looks like a very expensive flop. 11th in the table, looking absolutely shite having spent insane amounts, and can't afford to sack their manager. Glad we didn't get bought by someone like Boehly.

In the BOTTOM HALF as it stands too.

Potter and Cucurella. Chelsea are dogshit.

Having said all that, Sky and the rest just need to accept that the title race is over. Arsenal are fucking relentless. We've all been waiting for the wobble to come for months and it's not happening.

Aye. VAR on that one, as the dickhead commentator mentioned: If the ref gives it, there's not enough to say VAR should overturn it. If the ref doesn't give it, there's not enough to say VAR should overturn it. So a bloke who can watch a video replay just has to have no opinion on this incident. Infuriating nonsense.

How has VAR not overturned that penalty at Arsenal?

Gakpo not booked for that dive.

Mint. Pile the goals on now please.

42 minutes of exposure for Klopp's teeth if it stays like this. They'll be squeaking like halloumi come full time.

Does that not count as offside if he's 5 yards off when the initial pass is played?

Think De Bruyne might have been offside here.

These two stupid cunts now talking about the importance of the win for both teams. Literally the exact opposite of what they were saying barely an hour ago. Genuine fucking halfwits.

Any two other teams would have seen more cards in this one. The ref is in a personal contest with himself not to upset the big boys.

Get in. Klopp's gnashers are gonna be getting an airing this afternoon, I reckon. Hopefully Man City can turn them over now.

We didn't even have to endure the interminable drawing of the lines.

They've got the thick manc lass on the BT commentary. Her and the commentator are busy agreeing that it won't be a disaster for either team if they don't win today, even though it clearly would be pretty fucking bad.

I fell for all 8/8ths of it to start off with.

April fool Shirley.

No Haaland for Man City which is a shame. I was hoping for Liverpool to get obliterated. Hopefully they just get humped instead.