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Pearson and his Nottingham counterpart.

I'll pack in at the end of the season, by which time we'll be looking forward to Champions League football next season. And you lot will spend the summer begging me to sign on for all of next season. That's how this plays out.

Interesting. I think all 20 of the Premier League teams and around half of the Championship will finish above them

Shearer, Adam Johnson, and Matt Le Tissier.

How about Shearer and Adam Johnson? Happy with that, Adam?

Look at us. The 6am slot. Toontastic's Neville and Carragher.

Ah sorry, ewerk posted it first, but I did at least start the video from the correct spot cos I respect the viewer more than him.

If you need to see what Chris Foy is describing as "a deflection" again, watch this. The Forest player CLEARLY stretches out his leg and plays the ball. It's just genuinely mindblowing - it's not even a football question, it's just have you seen a human before, and do you understand the basic mechanics of human movement? If not, please fuck off and get a different job.

I think I've set this up to play from the right spot. Chris Foy absolutely full of shit and Tim Sherwood puts him right in his place. I honestly don't know, if you're Foy, how you're watching that and saying it's just a deflection ffs. Even retired referees are full of it.

Decent patter.

Maybe. I mean Shelvey appears to be both levitating and casting no shadow for a start. Hope you got a good sleep.

Opta Top 4 Predictor puts us as most likely to finish top 4 out of Liverpool, Spurs and us. Nailed on.

Interesting that Wilson didn't even get on when we were chasing the game into injury time. He must be completely cabbaged. Needs a good rest over the summer and to stop allegedly impregnating people.

He's really funny actually, taking the piss out of Cates for trying to claim it was an accident.

Isak watching his own replay.. "....yeah that's a great finish."

Lads I hope I don't need to warn anyone off starting the Man United match thread. If anyone's got any other sports they watch and they'd like a win for their team during the international break, it's a perfectly reasonable £100 per thread.

That's the goddamn joke. What an embarrassing way to end the biggest day of the Irish calendar.

Tell him you're just relieved they couldn't unleash Chris Wood on us.

Tindall's gnashers. We'll go above Man United on April 2nd.

That's how you get the weekend started. Fucking class that. Bit gutted for Anderson mind, but he was fucking class when he came on. Looked the part and hopefully gets a lot more chances between now and the end of the season.

Cooper giving Eddie the stinkeye. Terrible loser.

Have they named MOTM? I'm wondering if it's THE THREADSTARTER.

Are you OK?

Whatever fitness it was that Eddie thought Isak was missing to last the full 90, he's found it.