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Ref incapable of measurung time.

Longstaff man. The clearest evidence yet that we need a January upgrade in midfield.

We'll just have to win away to Arsenal instead.

Some wasteful shite in front of goal today. Joelinton the latest.

If we don't nick a goal here, I'm gonna say Howe made a mistake by giving them an hour where all they had to worry about was Wood. By the time Wilson came on, Leeds were fucked and happy to camp in their own half.

Man City pegged back by Everton. If we win here we could go level on points with them.

Longstaff better be crying in front of his dad again tonight.

Leeds going down to 10 men any minute now.

Botman's gonna get the winner here. Drunk CT will attempt a repeat of the peeniecopter celebration, but will just end up having to pull the skin right back and draw tiny circles with the mushroom.

Not quite the hour mark and these look fucked. Get Wilson and ASM on.

Has Nonce-o been booked yet?

Wood seemed to wait for Meslier there. Shite again.

He's porky isn't he. Schar was on the floor earlier and you could see the ref's little fat baby legs.

Please can we see Callum Wilson asap in the second half.

That looked like a pen there. Amazed VAR isn't even having a look.

If Wood keeps this up, I'd be happy with countryman RobinRobin getting banned for another few days.

Fucking hell, Wood is desperate man.

Looks like Joelinton might have to kick the fuck out of Jesse Bluejeans.

Burn makes Gnonto look like Arnold Drummond.

Willock clean through there, brilliant from Schar. Shite first touch though.

Wood with zero composure.

Did the same against Man City. They only know one way to play, and usually it gets them beat.

See if you can get this going at the match today. I'll be listening. Do it in the style of Aled Jones so it's easy to pick out on telly.

Literally the only thing CT has ever had praise for on here is his incredible chant writing, where we all have to guess the tune it goes with. And he goes and puts himself out of a job.

He's on now and he's scored. If he could go back to being shite at his earliest convenience, I'd be very appreciative.