Gemmill

You'd think that, but that's only because you haven't seen my completely hairless tackle.

Welcome to the board mate, will be nice to have some Brazilian flair on this place. There's only me comes close.

Pity the poor cunt that has to interview him. He'll be back to his pure arsehole real self.

Only 6 minutes added. This ref must not mind camel hockle.

Brentford are hopefully becoming a team we can rely on to fuck with the "Big 6" and then get cheerfully pumped by us.

I took two, back in Thursday which I'll detest, but I'll know it's only a two day week.

Trying to confuse potential Saudi suitors.

One for the big time xG mongs to enjoy. https://www.themag.co.uk/2023/01/expected-goals-stats-tell-the-very-real-story-after-newcastle-0-leeds-0-newcastle-united/

Yeah you stick to the Shire.

On an entirely unrelated note, never meet your zeroes either.

Absolutely thrilled to hear that I'm your hero.

CT, nothing will ever beat you still thinking we were getting relegated with about 6 games to go last season for a wet keg experience.

Aye, the most likely to get back in to the top 4 look like Liverpool and Man United. I've gone from thinking we look like doing it fairly easily, to thinking we'll need to be on top of our game for the rest of the season to hang on. And not just cos of this weekend. Those two look back on it to me.

I'll say I'll go now and think of an excuse not to closer to the time.

We should never have let him go there after the way they took the piss with Lingard, albeit we dodged a bullet there. Get him back and sell him in Jan innit.

Is Emmy Martinez still on a post World Cup bender? Olsen in nets for Villa again today. I know they won the World Cup but I'd be canny fucked off if I was a Villa fan.

you should do a Spotify playlist of songs to bury a dog to. I hope not to need it for a long time, but I'd hate to be left wanting when the time comes.

Mint crack from Willock. The revenge story is too late for John Wick 4, but I imagine the producers will be in touch with tbd for an outline for the next one.

2 nil to Villa. I've just turned it on to hear the full time boos.

Villa beating Spurs. We could do with someone else around us dropping points this weekend.

Cutting Meenzer out and then having the fucking NERVE to put a minus sign in front of my name. Enjoy being the catalyst for a run of defeats, Toonpack. You did this.

Nice to see you ending 2022 with a smile on your face anyway.

11 minutes added on at Man City. Our day will come when the match lasts as long as it needs for us to win.