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If we can get a point here, it'll be a great result.

Nketiah was never a booking either. Ref levelling things up there.

Two soft as fuck bookings.

Joelinton needs to put THE DOGGER into row Z now.

Everton losing again

Probably why Howe knew not to start ASM.

These already look good. Saka looks quality.

I've got one. It's fucking class. I take their disparaging as further affirmation.

You thought Trippier was suspended, FIRST DOWN FEATURES!

The greatest NUFC partnership since Beardsley and Cole, and you don't think I could have talked him back for one last hurrah?! Stick to your TOUCHDOWNS, daddio!

I guarantee Toonpack has fucked things up. Once Meenzer retired, the obvious answer was for the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly to pick up the baton, but the silly sausage, gridiron-loving FOOL who thought Trippier was banned not only cut in, but he SPECIFICALLY minused the one and only, named in the thread title for the unbeaten run, yours truly in the thread title. I honestly won't be surprised if one of ours breaks their leg tonight such is the CURSE he's cast on all our houses. We'll need Uri Geller to sort this shit out.

The fact is that he thought Trippier was suspended. He's changed the thread title since. An absolute blundering fool who has probably cost us any points today.

I'd like us to start him as a statement of intent/to give them something more to think about. Only if Joelinton drops back and Longstaff makes way though. If it means dropping Joelinton, it's a no from me. Also there's a good chance it makes us easier to beat just cos of how much harder everyone else has to work when we don't have the ball.

Cut? This is all waxed.

You'd think that, but that's only because you haven't seen my completely hairless tackle.

Welcome to the board mate, will be nice to have some Brazilian flair on this place. There's only me comes close.

Pity the poor cunt that has to interview him. He'll be back to his pure arsehole real self.

Only 6 minutes added. This ref must not mind camel hockle.

Brentford are hopefully becoming a team we can rely on to fuck with the "Big 6" and then get cheerfully pumped by us.

I took two, back in Thursday which I'll detest, but I'll know it's only a two day week.

Trying to confuse potential Saudi suitors.

One for the big time xG mongs to enjoy. https://www.themag.co.uk/2023/01/expected-goals-stats-tell-the-very-real-story-after-newcastle-0-leeds-0-newcastle-united/

Yeah you stick to the Shire.

On an entirely unrelated note, never meet your zeroes either.