Gemmill

Sky put the highlights on YouTube but it tends to be the whole game in 3 minutes or so, including goal replays etc.

I didn't bother listening or watching. It'll all be unworkable shite that can't be measured one way or another til they're out of power.

He should lose his seat at the next election and I would hope that he has zero chance of walking back into a teaching job after the way he's behaved. I can see Asda Ace in his future.

We're gonna be fucking mint next season.

I can start a match thread for the next general election, Rents, if you want to get a Labour win locked in now? Do not despair.

I hope Lineker goes after him for this.

Let's get @Dr Gloomin here and kick the everloving fuck out of him about this.

Nothing can stop the Gemmentum.

Looks like it'll be me doing the cancelling.

He's got a genuine eye problem BTW. I googled it before I went in on him in the threat title, and downgraded the insult to Squinty. I didn't want to get cancelled by the Toontastic wokerati.

Just have a gingerbread latte instead of booze.

I've been to see him the last few times, but my lass revealed last week that she'd seen this was coming up and intentionally didn't mention it, cos she fucking hates him.

I'm the fucking talent, bitch. You don't boss the talent.

Winkleman is class. And she is funny.

Sweepstake on Lineker's quip to camera for the return of MOTD. A cheeky "Now where were we?" ... is my guess. I initially thought "Did you miss me?" but that might be seen as antagonistic by the Conservative Party and we'd have to have another human sacrifice to appease them.

Is he not just another Yorkshire paedophile? There's a lot of them about.

The responses are exactly what you'd expect from people that would follow John Terry on twitter.

Watched the club's 10 minute extended highlight package this morning and I don't recall seeing the Pope incident, so I think we can all agree that it didn't happen and just move on.

I'll take us all the way to Paris.

Where the fuck is @thebrokendoll? Did Ugly Mackems put a hit out on him?