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A clearly Hispanic bloke called Santos delivering white power signs. These fucking divs.

He can write what he wants for me. It's his life and his story to tell.

Burn and Trippier play with proper authority at full back. These two look flustered even when there's no pressure on them.

Fuck me, scratch the surface of our squad and IT. IS. DOGSHIT.

Botman must be thinking "fuck me lads, I'd best not get injured".

He's lucky he wasn't getting fingered by Adam Johnson.

Couple more generations of Windasses as footballers with decent birds and theyll have a chance of breeding the ugly out of them.

Fancy Isak to score tonight. Be class if he could get a couple to show he's right back in the swing.

Mine's was: Who they playing? Sheffield Wednesday. Where's that?

CT backing the tactics truck up here. I'm all ears!

Wonder if he starts in the Maxi spot or up front.

What's the story with Maxi like? I know he's not in the squad but has he asked to leave or what?

You know Slow Horses is in English, right? You should give Spiral a go. I think it's all on iplayer, it used to be at least.

Good news about your dog. I know how you Irish are with your dogs. I'm talking about you shagging them.

Fat boy trying to get involved on the blower.

After spending all evening telling reporters he now had the votes to become speaker, Mccarthy just lost his FOURTEENTH attempt. He stormed straight across the floor and had a heated exchange with Gaetz which ended with this grey haired dude with the pink tie having to be physically restrained from trying to lunge for Gaetz. They've encouraged Gaetz and his ridiculous stunts for years. Now they're living with the consequences.

Wolverhampton Space Invaders.

He's not leaving to play for those downward trajectory duck-eggs.

Aye Bad Sisters was good. Maybe went on a little long.

Marrying a royal?

Sorry about your mams, lads. Awful.

There ends Toontastic's official period of mourning.

Good work Dave. I expect Spurs to continue to falter. Liverpool are the biggest concern cos they are definitely under performing and, you would assume at some point they might return to a more normal level of performance. Conversely, we probably don't have much of another gear, barring going daft in January. Man United looked dead and buried earlier in the season and have completely turned it round (the cunts).

Aye. I don't remember there being much not to like about him. Other than twice finishing above Newcastle during the time he played for Chelsea.